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MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	4847
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1007	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Votes:	5102
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8651	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	258
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

bicameral, DESPERATE, Economy, Eodred, Esmond, Faction, Factions, Gohirm, Government, History, Ideology, leader, Lore, members, Minecraft, national bolshevism, Politics, presidential republic, Propaganda, seeking, Server, Small, Spyridon Êadoulv, SUPREME COURT, under dog, Viridia

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

activism, Aviva Klompas, Canada, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, education, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humiliation, inclusion, intolerance, Jewish child, Minecraft, pro-muslim protest, protest, Religion, religious bias, School, Server, social justice, Students, Toronto

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7767
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

CryCraftSwedeSass

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CryCraftSwedeSass, crying, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, death, Disrespect, Elderly, family dynamics, foreign exchange student, inappropriate language, misunderstanding, not supporting, sensitivity, Support, Swedish tradition, Sympathy, Tension, Wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

acceptance, BelieveIDidThatMC, belonging, blending in, changing yourself, conformity, fear of rejection, fitting in, going along with the crowd, group dynamics, Identity, Insecurity, peer pressure, pressure to fit in, seeking approval, Self-expression, smp, social norms, societal expectations, standing out, trying too hard, validation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1853	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Emeralds Found:	9396	Star Shards Collected:	138
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

CraftyWiFiLand

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Pixel Pals United

fddfdf, long tail tags, PALS, PIXEL, United

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!