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Hey yall!
This server is a chill place to hang out and play. It started off strong, but it’s been a bit slow lately. Right now, there are about 10-15 cool peeps playing. Everyone is super nice, and it feels like a big friend group. They really want more friendly folks to join!
If you want a break from the toxic vibes of other SMPs, come check it out!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.
Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!
Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!
Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.
So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).
So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.
Oh, and did we mention the Target Extraction of the enigmatic [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O? Yeah, things are about to get real interesting around here.
But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.
And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉
On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!
But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?
Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.