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DeathByCreeper Minecraft SMP

anxiety, death anxiety, death fears, death phobia, death scenarios, DeathByCreeper, existential dread, fear of death, fear of dying, fear of mortality, Minecraft, mortality, phobias, smp, worst case scenarios, worst death, worst death experiences, worst death fears, worst death nightmares, worst death outcomes, worst death scenarios, worst death situations, worst ways to die

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more. The admin once turned into a giant potato and started throwing baked potatoes at everyone. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode llamas into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic, bro.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right?

GovtFreeZone: No Rules, Just Blocks

abortion, blocks, civil liberties, conservatism, Conservatives, Ethics, freedom, Government, government intervention., GovtFreeZone, Ideology, individual rights, Laws, Marriage, morality, personal choices, political beliefs, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, rules, Social Issues, traditional values

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the government is always trying to control your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from oppressive rules and regulations! Join us and experience the freedom to build, mine, and craft without any interference from pesky bureaucrats.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles for control of the virtual world. Fight off hordes of zombie politicians and corrupt officials as you defend your right to game in peace. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner rebel as you defy the virtual laws of Minecraft and take back control of your gaming destiny!

Cannabis Brain Quest

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain health, Cannabis, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive tasks, drug use, effects, JAMA Network Open, lifetime use, Marijuana, Medical research, mental performance., neurology, neuroscience, Quest, recent use, research, study, substance abuse

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! Like, for realz, our server is so lit, it’ll make ya brain feel like it’s on a rollercoaster ride!

We got secret caves filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the creepers, they be sneakin’ up on ya like a ninja in the night. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ parties every night and you’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that takes you to a land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. Plus, we got a disco dance floor where you can show off your sick moves and impress all the other players.

So, what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, your brain will thank you later.

Guardian’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, autistic child, Awareness, bragging, bullying, Christ, CLAIRVOYANCE, DATING, Driving, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENERGY, Guardians, Haven, intuition, Men, Pictures, relationships, School, sex, Social Issues, spending the night, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4342
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and chaos!

We have a community full of women who claim to have superpowers like intuition and empathy, but still end up with the same jerks who bully their autistic kids.

Come witness the mind-boggling contradictions and questionable life choices in our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of craziness in Minecraft?

Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about relationships and human behavior!

FridgeSpaceSplit Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment living issues, budgeting, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food boundaries, food storage, fridge space, FridgeSpaceSplit, grocery shopping, household responsibilities, Minecraft, nyc living, organization, personal space, rent sharing, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, shared living spaces, subleasing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	86
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5113
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of sharing a fridge with roommates who don’t understand the importance of food organization? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your own virtual fridge shelf all to yourself! No more worrying about someone else eating your virtual food or taking up your virtual space.

Join us and experience the thrill of having complete control over your virtual food storage. No more arguments about water filters or fridge door space – it’s all yours to customize however you want. And the best part? You don’t even have to worry about roaches getting into your virtual food because our server is bug-free!

So come on over and claim your virtual fridge shelf today. Who knew organizing food could be so fun and drama-free? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

HateShowButTheyLove – Minecraft SMP

binge watching, controversial opinions, critical acclaim, Entertainment, fan favorites., guilty pleasures, hate-watching, HateShowButTheyLove, hot takes, media criticism, Minecraft, must-see TV, overrated shows, smp, television, TV critics, TV culture., TV debates, TV fandom, TV recommendations, TV series, tv shows, unpopular opinions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	117
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. Like, one time we had a creeper riding a pig and it was like, the funniest thing ever.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, bro. And the best part is, we have a pet zombie named Steve who guards it all. He’s a bit smelly, but he’s a good boy.

And the community on this server is like, so awesome. We have this one dude who only speaks in pig Latin and another guy who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and just all-around craziness, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

PerspectiveShiftMC

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4445
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Farms Harvested:	963

Have you ever had a moment in Minecraft that changed your perspective on the blocky world forever? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting and mining!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding a secret underground village filled with diamond-clad villagers who speak in rhymes and riddles. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can shear it without getting kicked in the face.

But beware, for our server is also home to the notorious Ender Chicken, a foul beast that lays explosive eggs and terrorizes unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and emerge victorious?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your perspective forever changed!

ArcticCraft: $2bn Security Boost

2bn, Arctic resources, Arctic security, ArcticCraft, Boost, Defense, denmark, diplomatic relations, economic development, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government spending, Greenland, international relations, Investment, Military, national security, Nordic countries, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial expansion, trump

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Farms Harvested:	452	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got denmark pumpin’ $2bn into arctic security and trump be eyein’ greenland like it’s a snack or somethin’. but forget all that noise, come join our server for some epic minecraft adventures! we got polar bears ridin’ pigs, penguins throwin’ snowballs, and igloos made of diamond blocks! plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you need to take on the arctic wasteland. so what are you waitin’ for? come join the fun and let’s make greenland great again!

Fool’s Errand Server: Misaligned Mobs

Accountability, algorithmic accountability, alignment, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, Controlling, deep learning, Errand, Ethics, Fairness, fool’s errands, Fools, interpretability, large language models, machine learning, misaligned, mobs, model governance, neural networks, nlp, proof, responsible AI, Server, transparency

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	737
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so crazy, even the ender dragon wears a tutu and sings showtunes.

join us for a wild ride through a world where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds are actually just really shiny marshmallows. you’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a zombie flash mob or a chicken riding a pig like a cowboy.

plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like llama races and hot potato with actual hot potatoes.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs ‘interpretability’ and ‘alignment’ when you can have a blast like this? come join us, before the cows start breakdancing without you!

Yolo | You only live once server minecraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

? Yolo – You Only Live Once

? Our private minecraft server – Yolo

Let’s tell you why you should go to our private server with unusual plugins:

1. Humor and most importantly adequate community;

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2. There are many good plugins;

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3. Good hosting, stable 20 TPS;

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4. A well -tuned discord server

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5. Beautiful design

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