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CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Animals Bred:	82	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Star Shards Collected:	193
Ores Mined:	8579	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Potions Brewed:	138
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

This server has Empires & Factions that are vassals residing in and making up the Empire. Empires are colors: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, Gray. These Empires constantly in need of governance and strong leaders, so we have an edict courthouse within the capital.

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Votes:	5615	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	1780	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!