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FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server

AITAH, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family living arrangements, Family Support, fiancé’s family, FiancésGoneWild, house guests, kicking out, Minecraft, overstepping boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, relationship strain, Server, setting boundaries, special needs, therapy session, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of unwanted houseguests rearranging your furniture and going through your closet? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with no nosy in-laws allowed!

We promise no one will open your virtual mail or try to cancel your virtual therapy sessions for your virtual special needs child. Plus, if things get out of hand, you can just kick them out with the click of a button – no need to deal with any real-life drama!

So come join us and build your dream Minecraft world without any interfering in-laws. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

GFsHalfMarathonDrama

advice, athletic goals, Barre classes, Basketball, Cardio, Commitment, Communication, elite running club, encouragement, FITNESS, GFsHalfMarathonDrama, half-marathon, Injury prevention, Jogging, motivation, peak performance, Physical fitness, relationship, Running, Support, Training

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Towns Built:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	194

Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

CompliMentor SMP

Admiration, appealing, Captivating, charming, Compliment, complimentary, CompliMentor, Creative, delightful, encouraging, Engaging, flattering, flattery, INTERESTING, Intriguing, original, positive feedback, praise, smp, thoughtful, Unique, Uplifting

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges such as “Spleefing with TNT” and “Blowing up the Admin’s House”.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

EarGasmTunes

audio pleasure, auditory delight, blissful tunes, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, euphoric melodies, favorite song, feel-good music, harmonious tunes, melodic vibes, Music, music appreciation, music lovers, music therapy, musical bliss, musical ecstasy, musical euphoria, relaxing tunes, soothing sounds, soulful melodies

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Emeralds Found:	6623	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3715	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	4532	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6862
Dimension Hops:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

Preferred name:
Minecraft name:
Discord name:
Age:
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Reason for joining CampCraft:
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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Votes:	1868

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!