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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 1366 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1663 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.
we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.
so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?
