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LargeGF Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crops Grown:	3306
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Votes:	4072	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	9139	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Air Support

Air, Bidens, Support, UkraineCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	64	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it’s like biden launching a nato summit? well, this server is the bomb diggity, cuz we got new air defense support for ukraine! like, who even does that in minecraft? only us, cuz we’re just that awesome. join now for a wild ride that’s gonna make u feel like u just got launched into outer space by a rocket made of diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time.

FunnyDex Minecraft server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Hello, we have everything made for a comfortable game! There are transformations, cases, panel, skins, goodies, effects, pvp arena and much more. We carried out an UPDATE and made 50% discountsCome visit us and see everything with your own eyes!Server group and technical support: https://vk.com/f_dexWebsite with donation: shop.FunnyDex,ru

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Procrastinate SMP: 1.21 Vanilla with Discord, Bluemap, Coreprotect, and way too much adulting.

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6709	Animals Bred:	134
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft survival multiplayer (SMP)
Community Focus	Encouraging gameplay of various games and activities within the community
Server Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is required
How to Join	Join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

FAQ

Q: What games can I play within the community besides Minecraft?

A: Our community encourages playing a variety of games together, so feel free to suggest your favorite games!

Q: Are there any major build projects happening on the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, there are constantly major build projects underway for players to participate in and contribute to.

Q: What kind of community atmosphere can I expect?

A: Our community is friendly, mature, and welcoming to new members. We value respect and collaboration among players.

Q: What are the Discord server rules?

A: While the Minecraft server rules are light, the Discord server does not tolerate disruptive behavior like trolling or spamming.

TalkCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, Climax, Conflict, Development, dialogue, INTERESTING, Minecraft, narrative, Nothing, Plot, Progression, resolution, series, Server, Story, Talk, TalkCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3287	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for endless hours of nonsensical banter and pointless conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our players are experts at talking about absolutely nothing for 99% of the time, but hey, at least it’s interesting, right? Who needs a coherent storyline when you can have random discussions about the most absurd topics imaginable?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you might just uncover the hidden secrets of the universe within our seemingly pointless dialogue. Or maybe you’ll just end up laughing so hard you’ll forget why you joined in the first place.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride of aimless chatter and mind-boggling conversations. Who knows, you might just find yourself questioning the meaning of life while building a giant pink castle made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ChaseCraft Minecraft Server

Adrenaline Rush, breaking news, car chase, Chasecraft, controversial content, criminal activity, dangerous driving, emergency response, fugitive apprehension, GET IN HERE, high speed chase, law enforcement, Live Stream, Minecraft, niggers, police pursuit, Public Safety, reckless driving, Server, social media outrage, street racing, traffic violation, viral video

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	2004
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emerald blocks, and a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Just click the link above and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!