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ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	608784	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

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Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	9546	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Towns Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!