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Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

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Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

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Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

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so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

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Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	3072	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mines Excavated:	4079	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2011	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	2413	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	5535	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3384	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

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