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  • Rebirth of the Craft Kings

    Rebirth of the Craft Kings

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That’s Both the Best and a Literal Hellscape!

    Welcome to The Quantum Void of Infinite Destruction! This isn’t just any server; it’s the ONLY server where each block is an existential crisis waiting to be mined! Are you ready to enter the multiverse where reality bends and perceptions shatter? What if I told you that your Minecraft avatar might actually be a reincarnation of a 14th-century noble trying to escape the boredom of legacies? Prepare your sanity for obliteration!!

    Features of Cosmic Absurdity

    Feature Reality Check (Spoiler: There is none!)
    Transdimensional Crafting Combine gold ingots with existential dread to craft your very own mini black hole!
    Reverse Gravity Zones Ever wanted to mine above your head? No? Too bad! Welcome to your new life!
    Endless Mob Spawners Just when you think you’ve escaped, here comes another batch of crying llamas. They KNOW!
    Paradoxical PVP Arena Battle your friends OR your future selves. The choice is yours – or is it?
    Conspiracy Crafting Turn tinfoil hats into armor! Are the sheep spying on you? Craft your paranoia!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You don’t join, you become part of the cosmic consciousness. Also, maybe click the button… but only if you’re not afraid of transcending reality.

    Q: Is this server friendly to newcomers? A: Friendly? What does that even mean!? Are you FRIENDLY or are you a DISTRACTION? Welcome, oh stranger, to the doom chamber!

    Q: What’s the server’s theme? A: The theme is despair wrapped in pixelated joy! Keep your eyes wide shut and your ears tuned to the sound of silence!

    Random Reviews from the Abyss of the Internet

    “Once you go black you NEVER go back.” — An enlightened player!

    “I have finally realized that there is no escape and I must accept and worship…” — Unknown, but definitely transcendent!

    “I’m a pussyfree beta whiteboi that got addicted…” — A voice from the void!

    Join today, if you dare! The Quantum Void of Infinite Destruction awaits your presence… or your absence… or maybe both at the same time!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Timmy’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.1

    Timmy’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like, totally insane, like Timmy jumping up and down when he sees a couple, but like, even crazier! You won’t believe the stuff you can do on here, it’ll blow your mind, like nun you could even imagine, lil whiteboi! So come on, join the madness and let’s get weird together!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

    Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex

    Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting blacked is the obsidian in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got more drama than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

    Forget about real-life relationships, because on our server, the only thing getting “blacked” is the coal in your furnace. Whitebois, unite and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some epic structures, mine for diamonds, and have a blast together. Who needs real-life when you’ve got a handpussy and a whole server of crazy players to hang out with? Let’s goooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Boi Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boi Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because on our server, things are about to get wild!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal.

    Our community is made up of the craziest players you’ll ever meet, from a group of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia to a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying, “The fuck you looking at whiteboi” is the most insane Minecraft server out there!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ”whiteboi’s Minecraft Server”

    ”whiteboi’s Minecraft Server”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the sky, dropping golden apples in their wake for lucky players to collect. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to ride one of these flying pigs yourself – just watch out for the occasional bacon craving.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

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  • Brainwashed BNWO Minecraft Server

    Brainwashed BNWO Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Black New World Order in the most hilarious way possible! Are you a beta whiteboi looking to escape the clutches of interracial porn addiction? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things BBC (Big Black Creepers)!

    Join us as we build monuments to the almighty Black New World Order, where once you go black, you NEVER go back! Our community is filled with players who have embraced their love for all things black, whether it’s building giant obsidian pyramids or crafting diamond armor in honor of our dark overlords.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness and let your inner beta whiteboi shine as you worship the BBC in all its glory. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • ShockingMC: Not Too Spicy, Kinda Plain, Mildly Popular, Old Enough, Current Version, Basic Mode, Coffee-dependent, Copycat, Music Bot-friendly

    ShockingMC: Not Too Spicy, Kinda Plain, Mildly Popular, Old Enough, Current Version, Basic Mode, Coffee-dependent, Copycat, Music Bot-friendly

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Information

    Version 1.20.4
    Server Address play.voltaicmc.com
    Server Website https://voltaicmc.com/
    Imgur https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

    Overview

    Voltaic is a 1.20.4 Minecraft server with a dedicated player base focused on creating community bonds. It features a player-run trade economy, a worldwide player base for constant online presence, a safe environment free from griefers and trolls, player events and community builds, and active staff support. The server values player suggestions and input, offers a greylist for exploration before membership, and requires a custom resource pack upon joining. Expect 100% server uptime, a respectful and adult community, long-term player freedom, and staff assistance.

    Plugins/Datapacks

      • Greylist
      • Griefprevention
      • Coreprotect
      • Worldborder
      • Discord integration
      • Armor Statues
      • Sleep command
      • Sit command
      • Double shulker shells

    Expectations

      • 100% Server Uptime
      • Respectful adult community
      • Long-term freedom and acceptance
      • Active staff support

    Player Criteria

      • Mutual respect for fellow players
      • Involvement in the community
      • Players aged 16 and older

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    What is Voltaic?

    Voltaic is a Minecraft server with a strong community focus, player events, a safe environment, and a custom resource pack requirement upon joining.

    What plugins/datapacks does Voltaic have?

    Voltaic includes plugins/datapacks like Greylist, Griefprevention, Coreprotect, Worldborder, Discord integration, Armor Statues, and more.

    What can players expect from Voltaic?

    Players can expect 100% server uptime, a respectful community, long-term player freedom, and active staff support.

    What criteria do players need to meet to join Voltaic?

    Players must show mutual respect for others, be involved in the community, and be 16 years or older.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blue Archives: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

    Blue Archives: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because Blue Archive is here to shake things up!

    Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players and the creepers break out into dance parties. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to Blue Archive, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two). See you there, if you dare!

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  • DetectiveCraft: Longlegs Edition – solving mysteries one block at a time! #minecraft #truecrime #lolz

    DetectiveCraft: Longlegs Edition – solving mysteries one block at a time! #minecraft #truecrime #lolz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the mysteries of the occult while dodging FBI agents like Lee Harker! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you feeling like you’ve got the teeth of the hydra upon you. Plus, who knows, you might even discover a personal connection to a serial killer while building your epic Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life! Watch out for those FBI agents though, they’re always lurking around trying to solve the unsolvable. Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Forge Legends Server

    Forge Legends Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Embark on an epic journey through our dynamic world teeming with life! Encounter a captivating variety of wildlife, from majestic animals to bustling insects, all awaiting your discovery. But the adventure doesn’t stop there! Dive into the realm of invention as you craft magnificent flying contraptions and soar across the expansive landscapes that stretch before you.

    Feel the thrill of crafting your very own backpack, equipped with everything you need to conquer the unknown. From real working elevators that whisk you to towering heights to sleek planes that slice through the air with grace, every corner of our world pulsates with excitement and opportunity.

    Join us and become an integral part of our team, where every creation, every endeavor is a shared triumph. Experience the boundless possibilities of our world firsthand and write your own story of adventure and exploration!

    Provides Everything To Join: www.facebook.com/LanceAllenGamer/posts/pfbid0SZS3ghq3AsqddxHgYq3HqDX3yLNcJPDFzkwix4CjFEfL2NDo49udMDZix4VGxUDCl

    158.247.60.194:3373

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  • Fatality SMP: Where Only the Strong Survive… Without Spilling Their Coffee

    Fatality SMP: Where Only the Strong Survive… Without Spilling Their Coffee

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    We cordially invite you to embark on an exciting journey in a brand-new Minecraft world. Our server offers a completely Vanilla and chill experience, ensuring that we update as soon as Minecraft releases new versions.

    Features:

    No annoying mods, borders, add-ons, etc.
    Updates with current version of Minecraft (1.20.5 – current)
    Player-driven world – community feedback lead
    No restrictions or drama
    Relaxing environment to AFK, grind, and explore

    Join the Community:

    This server is exclusively for mature, 18+ players who are chill, considerate, and ready to create an engaging community. If you’re interested in joining our adventure, click the link below to access our Discord server and read the #Announcements section: (https://discord.com/invite/VcDQVeed)

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    Is this server completely Vanilla? Yes, we do not use any mods, borders, or add-ons.
    Do you update with the latest version of Minecraft? Yes, we update as soon as new versions are released. The current version is 1.20.5.
    What kind of players are welcome on the server? We welcome mature, 18+ players who are chill, considerate, and ready to contribute to a positive community.
    Is there any drama or restrictions on the server? No, we strive to maintain a drama-free and welcoming environment for all players.
    Can I AFK, grind, and explore at my own pace? Absolutely, our server provides a relaxing environment for players to enjoy Minecraft in whatever way they prefer.

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  • AestasCraft VS Hypixel

    AestasCraft VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Comparison Table: Hypixel VS AestasCraft

    Hypixel

    Features Pros Cons
    Game Modes Wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, Skyblock, and Minigames Can be overwhelming for new players
    Community Large player base and active community Can be crowded and competitive
    Economy Complex economy system with auctions and trading Can be difficult for beginners to navigate

    AestasCraft

    Features Pros Cons
    Gameplay Vanilla-esque survival server with a focus on gathering resources and building May lack variety compared to Hypixel
    Community Friendly community and active staff Smaller player base
    Activities Wide range of activities including PvP, PvE, and McMMO May not have as many game modes as Hypixel

    FAQ

    Q: Which server has a larger player base?

    A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to AestasCraft.

    Q: Which server has more diverse game modes?

    A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes, while AestasCraft focuses on vanilla-esque survival gameplay.

    Q: Which server has a more active community?

    A: Both servers have active communities, but Hypixel may be more crowded and competitive compared to the friendly community on AestasCraft.

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  • TarkovCraft: Where PMC’s and Creepers Collide

    TarkovCraft: Where PMC’s and Creepers Collide

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the TRVE BELIEVERS EDITION patch that includes nerfed inertia and a rework of armor and limb penetration. But that’s not all, we also have a Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. And if that’s not enticing enough, we have brand new game destroying features that will blow your mind!

    Join us for the latest P2W rugpull trailer that will leave you speechless. Check out our 0.14 Patch notes, visit our Arena website, and get the latest Russian sneedware to enhance your gaming experience. Need help with ammo charts? We’ve got you covered. And for all the newfags out there, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you navigate through the chaos.

    Don’t miss out on all your Tarkov needs on our website, where you can find change lists and join our Discord for even more fun. And remember, /eftg/ has no discord, so beware of any links posted by tranny or homo grooming servers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Blocky Blunders: ‘Aaaand dropped’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blunders: ‘Aaaand dropped’ Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the ground is made of marshmallows and the sky is filled with flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground club and boogie the night away with your new llama friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches before the evil sea cucumbers get to it first.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just watch out for those sneaky dancing llamas!

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  • TailWindSea – We are waiting for you Minecraft server

    TailWindSea – We are waiting for you Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    TailWindSea is a unique private RP Vanilla server where you definitely won’t be bored! We tried to make the most comfortable, interesting and diverse server, where the main thing is the interaction of players, communication, entertainment and development!

    Server management – on our server, the players have complete internal power! Management is carried out by the president, in which any player on the server can become! Intrigues, voting, elections, corruption – everything so that you have maximum opportunities to break into the server elite!

    Our server is based on vanilla with small additions such as:

    ->Plugin for drinks!

    ->Plugin for custom music inside Minecraft!

    ->Voice in the game and emotions!

    ->Hidden nicknames, immerse yourself in RP!

    ->Fully licensed server without registration!

    ->Beautiful resource pack for a bunch of renamings!

    We will be glad to see everyone on our server and hope to find a common language with everyone who wants to play with us! Write your request in discord to get on the whitelist – we are waiting for everyone!)

    play.tailwindsea.net

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  • The Crafty Table: Where even the creepers have better table manners than your friends! 1.20.4

    The Crafty Table: Where even the creepers have better table manners than your friends! 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    About TCT:
    IP: thecraftytable.com
    Welcome to The Crafty Table!
    We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms and there is a nice cozy inn to rest up in on your first night if you need it.
    Features:
    We recently did a huge overhaul of our world that has been running for over 1 year now! We regenerated nearly 3 million chunks across the world to bring in new 1.20 content and areas to explore!
    Our plugins:
    – Lands
    – Worldguard
    – Multiverse
    – Chat feelings
    – Gsit
    – Dynmap
    What makes us unique?
    One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
    We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
    We also host monthly reviews of our staff where you can give feedback on what we do well and can do better, alongside an MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
    Key links:
    Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
    Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
    Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

    FAQ

    1. What type of server is The Crafty Table?

    The Crafty Table is a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with its own creative world.

    2. What makes The Crafty Table unique?

    One of the biggest unique features of The Crafty Table is its democracy on the server, allowing players influence over the world and server decisions.

    3. How often are community meetings held?

    Community meetings are held every Saturday at 8pm GMT on our Discord server.

    4. Can players suggest changes or additions to the server?

    Yes, players can suggest changes or additions to the server through the Discord server and proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

    5. How can players give feedback on the staff?

    Players can give feedback on the staff during the monthly staff reviews and also participate in the MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.

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