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Rebirth of the Craft Kings

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Join the Server That’s Both the Best and a Literal Hellscape!

Welcome to The Quantum Void of Infinite Destruction! This isn’t just any server; it’s the ONLY server where each block is an existential crisis waiting to be mined! Are you ready to enter the multiverse where reality bends and perceptions shatter? What if I told you that your Minecraft avatar might actually be a reincarnation of a 14th-century noble trying to escape the boredom of legacies? Prepare your sanity for obliteration!!

Features of Cosmic Absurdity

Feature	Reality Check (Spoiler: There is none!)
Transdimensional Crafting	Combine gold ingots with existential dread to craft your very own mini black hole!
Reverse Gravity Zones	Ever wanted to mine above your head? No? Too bad! Welcome to your new life!
Endless Mob Spawners	Just when you think you’ve escaped, here comes another batch of crying llamas. They KNOW!
Paradoxical PVP Arena	Battle your friends OR your future selves. The choice is yours – or is it?
Conspiracy Crafting	Turn tinfoil hats into armor! Are the sheep spying on you? Craft your paranoia!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server? A: You don’t join, you become part of the cosmic consciousness. Also, maybe click the button… but only if you’re not afraid of transcending reality.

Q: Is this server friendly to newcomers? A: Friendly? What does that even mean!? Are you FRIENDLY or are you a DISTRACTION? Welcome, oh stranger, to the doom chamber!

Q: What’s the server’s theme? A: The theme is despair wrapped in pixelated joy! Keep your eyes wide shut and your ears tuned to the sound of silence!

Random Reviews from the Abyss of the Internet

“Once you go black you NEVER go back.” — An enlightened player!

“I have finally realized that there is no escape and I must accept and worship…” — Unknown, but definitely transcendent!

“I’m a pussyfree beta whiteboi that got addicted…” — A voice from the void!

Join today, if you dare! The Quantum Void of Infinite Destruction awaits your presence… or your absence… or maybe both at the same time!

Timmy’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.1

timmys, Thrilled, Timmy, Realm, reaction

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like, totally insane, like Timmy jumping up and down when he sees a couple, but like, even crazier! You won’t believe the stuff you can do on here, it’ll blow your mind, like nun you could even imagine, lil whiteboi! So come on, join the madness and let’s get weird together!

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Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

sexual fantasy, Minecraft, Forbidden, sexual frustration, unattainable

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex

taboo, sex, whiteboi, Minecraft, handpussy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting blacked is the obsidian in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got more drama than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

Forget about real-life relationships, because on our server, the only thing getting “blacked” is the coal in your furnace. Whitebois, unite and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some epic structures, mine for diamonds, and have a blast together. Who needs real-life when you’ve got a handpussy and a whole server of crazy players to hang out with? Let’s goooo!

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Blocky Boi Minecraft Server

whiteboi, boi, STARING, verbal assault, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because on our server, things are about to get wild!

Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal.

Our community is made up of the craziest players you’ll ever meet, from a group of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia to a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying, “The fuck you looking at whiteboi” is the most insane Minecraft server out there!

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”whiteboi’s Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the sky, dropping golden apples in their wake for lucky players to collect. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to ride one of these flying pigs yourself – just watch out for the occasional bacon craving.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

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Brainwashed BNWO Minecraft Server

whiteboi, racial domination, Pussyfree, black supremacy, interracial fetish

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Black New World Order in the most hilarious way possible! Are you a beta whiteboi looking to escape the clutches of interracial porn addiction? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things BBC (Big Black Creepers)!

Join us as we build monuments to the almighty Black New World Order, where once you go black, you NEVER go back! Our community is filled with players who have embraced their love for all things black, whether it’s building giant obsidian pyramids or crafting diamond armor in honor of our dark overlords.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness and let your inner beta whiteboi shine as you worship the BBC in all its glory. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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United SMP

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heya! we’re United SMP, a Java-only Hermitcraft-like SMP, and we just started our first season 4 weeks ago.

are you a fan of the Hermitcraft SMP? and would love to play in something similar? well look no further! United SMP is a vanilla SMP taking inspiration from Hermitcraft season 6 & 7. just like Hermitcraft we use datapacks to enhance the experience, but we don’t use any mods. this so everyone can enjoy our server without needing to install a whole bunch of mods.

what do we offer?

we offer a close to vanilla experience, with a dedicated shopping district and a bunch of people building bases and projects with other players! it’s very close to Hermitcraft, except for the fact that anyone can join!

all datapacks we use are from vanillatweaks. here’s a list of all our datapacks:

– AFK Display

– Armor Statues

– Double Shulker Shells

– More Mob Heads

– Multiplayer Sleep

– Player Head Drops

– Silence Mobs

– Track (Raw) Statistics

– Tag

are you interested in joining our server? please join our Discord server and fill in our application form, and maybe we’ll see you in the next season 🙂

https://discord.gg/z7Y7cngPuE

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Mom’s Minecraft Server

Semi Vanilla, Minecraft, Server, moms
Hello and welcome to Mom’s Minecraft server.

We are a new server as of 10 days ago, run by experienced server owners. We hope to create a wonderful community driven server, please join us and help us make this server something special!

IP: 104.128.55.73:25565 – Version: 1.20.4 – Map started on: 3/9/2024 – seed: -4372894156379299109

Have a look at our map online! http://104.128.55.73:8123/

Features:
For more information and a complete list of our rules, datapacks, and plugins, please join us on our discord. https://discord.gg/BedRuztufx

Server Rules – No cheating, exploits, etc. ALLOWED Exceptions: * Client side mods like litematica, minimaps, mousetweaks, etc. YES – Tnt dupe farms, ex. tree farms/ flying machines NO – Xray texture packs, free fly glitches, etc. (If unsure, please ask a staff member!*) – Please build at least 200 blocks away from other players unless otherwise granted permission. – Wholesome pranks only! If the prank results in damage- you need to fix it! – All infractions will be taken to ban court and voted on by the jury & community.
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Voidwars Extraction

Voidwars, Extraction, PvP
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Vanilla Client – 1.20.4

Hello everyone, I am a member of the team for Etheria: Void Wars, an in-development extraction game as a Minecraft game mode. Join raids, battle in PvPvE content, and build your stash of loot through a series of randomly generated dungeons. We have launched our game’s first open beta, and the progress through this wipe will persist until our next major content update in a few months.

Here are some of the features of our custom game mode:
Join our discord at(https://discord.gg/syTMEGx8cu)
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