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  • Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

    Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 1032
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 178 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex

    Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 447
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Towns Built: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Star Shards Collected: 262

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting blacked is the obsidian in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got more drama than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

    Forget about real-life relationships, because on our server, the only thing getting “blacked” is the coal in your furnace. Whitebois, unite and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some epic structures, mine for diamonds, and have a blast together. Who needs real-life when you’ve got a handpussy and a whole server of crazy players to hang out with? Let’s goooo!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Boi Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boi Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7483
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because on our server, things are about to get wild!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal.

    Our community is made up of the craziest players you’ll ever meet, from a group of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia to a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying, “The fuck you looking at whiteboi” is the most insane Minecraft server out there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”whiteboi’s Minecraft Server”

    ”whiteboi’s Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 5508
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 98
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dimension Hops: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the sky, dropping golden apples in their wake for lucky players to collect. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to ride one of these flying pigs yourself – just watch out for the occasional bacon craving.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

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  • Brainwashed BNWO Minecraft Server

    Brainwashed BNWO Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 2193
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Animals Bred: 40 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dimension Hops: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Black New World Order in the most hilarious way possible! Are you a beta whiteboi looking to escape the clutches of interracial porn addiction? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things BBC (Big Black Creepers)!

    Join us as we build monuments to the almighty Black New World Order, where once you go black, you NEVER go back! Our community is filled with players who have embraced their love for all things black, whether it’s building giant obsidian pyramids or crafting diamond armor in honor of our dark overlords.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness and let your inner beta whiteboi shine as you worship the BBC in all its glory. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NATOcraft: Putin’s Pet Peeve

    NATOcraft: Putin’s Pet Peeve
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 5095
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2430
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is, like, trying to join NATO but Russia is all up in their grill, right? And the Czech president is all like, “NATO can totally accept Ukraine even if Russia is only partially occupying them, no biggie.”

    Join our server for the most epic geopolitical drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Will Ukraine make it into NATO? Will Russia back off? Will the Czech president start a dance party to celebrate? WHO KNOWS, MAN.

    But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrollCraft: AggroNarcissists Anonymous

    TrollCraft: AggroNarcissists Anonymous
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 2919
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF DIAMONDS AND LAVA!

    WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!

    AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!

    SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🦀CrabCraft: Where even the crustaceans need to be whitelisted! 🏝️🦀

    🦀CrabCraft: Where even the crustaceans need to be whitelisted! 🏝️🦀
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 5912
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Season Start Season 3 begins August 25th on 1.21.1
    Vanilla Experience True vanilla survival experience like HermitCraft
    Voice Chat Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
    Community Vibrant and supportive community
    Discord Engaged Discord server for discussions and updates
    Whitelisted Secure environment with whitelist
    Server Backups Reliable rollbacks for protection against griefing

    FAQs

    How do I join the server?

    Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

    When does Season 3 start?

    Season 3 begins on August 25th, on version 1.21.1

    Is there voice chat available on the server?

    Yes, there is enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with other players.

    How can I stay updated with events and discussions?

    Join our lively Discord server, which serves as the hub for all discussions, events, and updates.

    Is the server secure?

    Yes, the server is whitelisted and provides a safe and friendly environment for players.

    Do you provide server backups?

    Yes, we offer reliable server backups to protect against any potential griefing incidents.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChopCraft Minecraft Server

    ChopCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5097
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this incredible loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Flying pigs. Need I say more?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win exclusive prizes and bragging rights?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. It’s chappy day every day here!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadBod in Minecraft SMP

    DadBod in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 9452
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2929 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Potions Brewed: 111 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Enchantments Applied: 207 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is so crazy, even the players themselves will have you questioning reality. One player’s antics even reminded someone of their dad – talk about a plot twist! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come join us and see if you can handle the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifeWorthItMC SMP

    LifeWorthItMC SMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 1307
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Mines Excavated: 4725
    Potions Brewed: 105 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Animals Bred: 170 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what makes life worth it! Is it the thrill of surviving against hordes of creepers and zombies? Or perhaps it’s the satisfaction of building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Whatever it may be, our server is the place to discover it all.

    We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a team of llamas trained in martial arts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they once built a functioning roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And every Friday night, we host a massive dance party on top of a giant floating disco ball.

    So come join us and experience the wacky, wild world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find out what makes life worth it after all!

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  • BlockyAnimeLand

    BlockyAnimeLand
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 527
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime of Minecraft servers – full of action, adventure, and epic battles! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a giant creeper army to do their bidding. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only speaks in anime quotes! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic quest of your Minecraft life!

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  • UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!

    UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 1386
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Enchantments Applied: 145
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: ukrainian soldiers, right? they get this order to invade russia. but get this, they think it’s a joke! like, they’re all chill and stuff, just laughing it off. can you believe it? well, if you wanna experience some crazy, wacky adventures like that, you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns we throw at you. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to invade russia in minecraft! just kidding… or are we? join now and find out for yourself!

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  • CraftySugarRush2022

    CraftySugarRush2022
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2532
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

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  • Join Foral Gaming – Where chaos reigns but at least we’re not using Warez!

    Join Foral Gaming – Where chaos reigns but at least we’re not using Warez!
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 1038
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 230
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 6 weeks
    Version Java 1.20.6
    Crossplay Enabled No
    Player Slots 10 (will be increased)

    Additional Information:

    IP: foral.mc.hostify.cz

    Discord: https://discord.gg/FQ6j4zq6Fn

    Server playlist: Coming soon

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, the server is open for players to join
    Is there crossplay available? No, crossplay is not enabled on this server
    What is the player slot limit? Currently 10 slots, but will be increased
    Are there any banned activities? Lag machines are prohibited and players building them will be banned. Other activities like advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, and cheating are allowed
    Is Xray allowed on the server? Yes, Xray is allowed with some restrictions to prevent abuse

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