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InstaDeath Surprise

deadly consequences, deadly hazards, deadly surprises, fatal risks, fatal surprises, hidden dangers, hidden killers, hidden perils, InstaDeath, instant death, instant fatalities, lethal threats, secret killers, silent killers, silent threats, sudden fatalities, Surprise, unexpected dangers, unforeseen risks, unknown dangers, unknown risks, unnoticed dangers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Potions Brewed:	80
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be killed instantly by the dreaded Killer Bunnies! That’s right, these fluffy little creatures may look cute and innocent, but they will not hesitate to take you out with their razor-sharp teeth and killer instincts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless leader General Cluckington. These chickens are not your average farm animals – they are trained in the art of warfare and will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join forces with them or beware of their pecking wrath!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious Cactus Forest, where the cacti have a mind of their own and will attack anyone who dares to enter their domain. But don’t worry, if you survive the prickly onslaught, you may just discover hidden treasures and secrets that will make it all worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes (and running for your life) at every turn!

BlockyProtest Minecraft Server

activism, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, BlockyProtest, civic engagement, civil society, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, freedom of speech, Government, Minecraft, political shift, Political unrest, PREMIER, Protesters, public outcry, russia, Server, Slovaks, solidarity, Streets protest

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7653
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

lol this server is like a protest but in minecraft!! we take to the streets but in block form!! premier is like a villager but he keeps shifting toward russia like he’s trying to trade with them or something lol. join us and fight for our blocky rights!! we build giant signs that say “no russia” and throw virtual snowballs at anyone who tries to trade with them. it’s a virtual revolution, but with creepers and pigs!! come join the fun and help us overthrow the premier before he builds a giant russian flag in the town square!! #blockyprotest #minecraftrevolution #downwithrussia

MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders

Canada, economic impact, global market, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, mexico, new, North America, North American Free Trade Agreement, orders, protectionism, Refuse, steel industry, steel production, steelmakers, supply chain, TacoCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, US

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20

come join our minecraft server, where we have canada and mexico steelmakers refusing new us orders! why are they doing this? because they are too busy playing minecraft on our server, duh! join us for a wild time of building, mining, and crafting with steelmakers from around the world. who needs new orders when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world? come join the fun and see what all the steelmakers are raving about!

Asshole to Asshole Craft

Asshole, asshole to asshole, awkward situations, body parts, Boundaries, cheek to cheek, closeness, Craft, cultural norms, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Intimacy, personal boundaries, personal connections, personal space, physical boundaries, physical contact, physical proximity, social customs, social interactions, social norms, taboo

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1242
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Emeralds Found:	2437	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate butt-to-butt showdown, join our minecraft server! we have a special mini game called “booty battle” where u and ur friends can compete to see who has the strongest glutes in all of minecraft land.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.

if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!

Cobbleton Forever

Backpacks, Cobbleton, collaboration, cooperation, crops, discord server, Fern’s Furniture, Ip:, Map, Modpack, paths, player application, Portal Scrolls, pouches, rules, Secret’s Journal, Shelford, smp, stonecutter recipes, Treasure Hunts, Website, Wiki

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2179
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchantments Applied:	92
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Overview

Description
A classic-style Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life. We have collectible treasure hunts and a graylist for players.

Quick Info

IP
play.cobbleton.com

Links

About Us

Pouches and backpacks
Portal Scrolls for teleportation
Custom furniture from Fern’s Furniture
Tons of quality of life changes
Proximity voice chat and Fortnite style pinging
Various world types like resource and creative
No P2W mechanics

Join Today

If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

Oshi Eats & Collabs 1.20

collaboration, Collabs, craving, desire, Eating, Eats, eats out, Fan, FANTASY, Hunger, Idol, indulgence, INTIMATE, Naughty, Oshi, Pleasure, pussy, satisfaction, Sensual, taboo, weeks

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	408923	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic collabs with your favorite idols! We’ll make sure you have a wild time building together and then we’ll feast on virtual delicacies like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real food when you can have a taste of victory in every bite? Come join us for a crazy ride through the world of blocky adventures and questionable culinary choices!

SisFreeRidesNoMore

ADVANTAGE, Boundaries, compensation, convenience, Driving, Excuses, family, Flaky, Fun, Guilt, Help, oldest sister, Plans, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, RIDES, Siblings, SisFreeRidesNoMore, Transportation, Uber, youngest sister

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	636	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Votes:	6065	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama of being an unpaid Uber for your younger sibling! Our server is full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero requests for rides to the store.

Imagine a world where you can build to your heart’s content without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring your sister and her friend around town. No more flaky friends’ moms, no more excuses from your other siblings – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car to drive your sister around in the game – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

DreamCraft: Not as Glam as You Think

DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DreamCraft, expectations vs reality, false beliefs, false perceptions, fantasy vs truth, fantasy world, glam, harsh reality, harsh truths, idealization, idealized images, misconceptions, reality check, romantic fantasies, romantic illusions, romanticized notions, ROMANTICIZING, rose-colored glasses, shattered dreams, unmet expectations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	7288	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of people romanticizing things that are just not as great as they seem? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shatter all your illusions! Join us for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and reality is always stranger than fiction.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes? Trust us, it’s a real thing.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want that? And on our server, that dream can become a reality. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, things may not be as romantic as you imagine, but they sure are a whole lot more fun!

UkrainianTerritoryWars

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German politics, international relations, Merz, nato, opposition leader, peace negotiations, political statements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UkrainianTerritoryWars, war rhetoric

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Potions Brewed:	52	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit u wont evn kno wat hit u. dis server is da bomb dot com, u kno wat im sayin? we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers dancin to beyonce.

u wanna kno y u need to join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for dem zombies, dey be throwin parties down there and u dont wanna crash dat.

also, we got a secret society of villagers who are plottin to take over da world. but dont worry, dey just wanna build a giant statue of a potato.

so, if u wanna have a blast, join dis server now. u wont regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, amirite?

Schroedinger’s Cat’s 8 Lives

Animal Behavior, cat in a box, Cats, lives, multiple lives, paradoxical situations, philosophical implications, probability theory, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum superposition, quantum theory, Schroedinger’s cat, Schroedingers, Scientific inquiry, scientific paradox, theoretical physics, theoretical science, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6553
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where schroedinger’s cat has up to eighth lifes left like wtf that’s crazy right? we got creepers that dance to disco music and zombies that do the cha cha slide. our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance, it’s a whole party up in here. we even have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether. join us for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it!