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  • BabyDoc Showdown: Black vs. White Drs.

    BabyDoc Showdown: Black vs. White Drs.

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS COMMON AS DIRT, YO! LIKE, YOU CAN LITERALLY TRIP OVER DIAMONDS EVERYWHERE YOU GO.

    ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND RAINBOW SHEEP AND GOLDEN PIGS.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE YOU SPECIAL ABILITIES LIKE FLYING BACKWARDS AND TURNING INTO A BLOCK OF CHEESE?

    SO, JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! YOLOOOOOOOO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP – /cfb/ General – White QBs Edition

    Minecraft SMP – /cfb/ General – White QBs Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is like the PAC-12 conference on steroids! We’ve got teams joining left and right, reimagining the game with new additions like Boise State, San Diego State, Colorado State, and Fresno State. Who needs UConn when you can have a wild ride like this?

    In Week Three, we’ve got matchups crazier than a zombie horde attacking a village. #20 Arizona takes on #14 Kansas State in a showdown that will have you on the edge of your minecart. And don’t even get us started on the epic battle between #9 Oregon and Oregon State – it’s like a PvP fight for the ages!

    Join us for some epic PvP battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a diamond sword fight in the dark! #PAC12afterdark #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Racial Divide Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racial Divide Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged by the color of your pixelated skin in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only judge you based on how many diamonds you can mine in a day! Join us for a chance to prove that your mining skills are more important than your skin color. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of rainbow sheep who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So, if you want to be a part of the woolly revolution, come join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cool Cats 4 Trump Minecraft SMP

    Cool Cats 4 Trump Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to CATS 4 TRUMP, the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean, tale.

    First of all, our server is run by a team of highly-trained cats who are all huge fans of President Trump. They meow in unison whenever someone builds a wall in the game – it’s truly a sight to behold.

    Secondly, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a pack of ninja cats. If you can defeat them in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    And last but not least, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

    So come join CATS 4 TRUMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring some catnip and a sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Where should I immigrate to as a white man who wants to live… in Minecraft SMP

    Where should I immigrate to as a white man who wants to live… in Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of being discriminated against for being a white man in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a safe haven for all white men looking to live free of persecution and oppression. Join us and build your dream world where you can finally be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry revolution? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where white men can truly be free and chickens can talk. Join us today and start your journey to a world of endless possibilities and absurdity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCommenters: Unrepresentative & Unruly

    CraftyCommenters: Unrepresentative & Unruly

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, dude. You gotta join because, like, all the cool kids are there. And, like, the best part is that it’s run by a bunch of llamas who wear top hats and monocles. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in fancy clothes.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is located on a floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a giant rainbow unicorn. And once you’re there, you can build whatever you want, like a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

    Oh, and did I mention that every hour, a giant disco ball drops from the sky and everyone has to break out their best dance moves? It’s like a party 24/7 on this server, man.

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on a sugar rush, then you gotta come hang out with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas give out free hugs. How can you say no to that?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Racism-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Racism-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with racist neighbors and clueless family members in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is colorblind and the only thing we discriminate against is creepers! No more awkward conversations about race, just good old-fashioned block building and zombie slaying.

    Join us and escape the drama of the real world. Build your dream castle, explore endless caves, and make friends with players from all over the globe who just want to have a good time without any racist nonsense. Trust us, our server is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or ignorance.

    So pack your bags, leave the real world behind, and join us on our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic structures. Say goodbye to racist neighbors and clueless family members, and say hello to a community that welcomes everyone with open arms. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SnowflakeSquad

    SnowflakeSquad

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most diverse Minecraft server out there! We’ve got players from all over the world, just like the friend group in this wild story. We’ve got Koreans, Vietnamese, Ecuadorians, African-Americans, Chinese-Mexicans, and of course, white people too!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft adventure. Build friendships with players from different backgrounds and learn about their unique cultures. And don’t worry, we won’t make fun of you for being white like in the story above – we’re all about spreading love and laughter here!

    So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where diversity is celebrated and where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who knows, you might even find your own group of friends who will joke around with you in the most hilarious ways possible. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

    SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

    Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

    So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UkrainianNotWhiteMC SMP

    UkrainianNotWhiteMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is as white as a purebred Russo-Finnic St. Petersburger? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace diversity! Ukrainians aren’t White like those boring old St. Petersburgers, they bring a whole new level of chaos and fun to the game.

    Join us for epic battles between Ukrainian villagers and Russian invaders, build your own babushka-themed base, and participate in our annual pierogi-eating contest. Who will come out on top, the borscht-loving Ukrainians or the vodka-drinking Russians? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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