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TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

assclown, Dysfunctional, Hillbilly, ignorant, low iq, meth head, midnight tweaker, Minecraft, monster truck, redneck, Rural, Server, Sideshow, trailerpark, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Ultimate, uneducated, White Trash, white trash culture, white trash fashion, white trash humor, white trash lifestyle, white trash stereotypes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	186	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Towns Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re looking for a place where low IQ sideshow trailerpark monster truck assclowns roam free, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us for epic battles with mobs that are as wild and unpredictable as a drunk squirrel on a unicycle. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by llamas wearing sunglasses and sipping on margaritas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and farting glitter.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF moments? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

body flaunting, body positivity, body shaming, bridesmaid drama, bridesmaid etiquette, DressCraft, family conflict, fashion choices, FlatterMeFabulously, floor length dress, navy blue dress, off the shoulder sleeves, postpartum body, self-confidence, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister drama, tight waist, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

NudeFam Minecraft SMP

acceptance, body positivity, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, culture, family, Individuality, Minecraft, norms, NudeFam, nudity, Open-mindedness, Opinions, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, smp, social constructs, Taboos, VALUES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3925
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	570116
Enchantments Applied:	134	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about pushing boundaries and breaking taboos! We encourage nudity within our Minecraft families because why should pixels have to wear clothes? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous skins and hilarious hijinks. Who knows, you might even find your long lost pixelated cousin and have a family reunion like no other! So come on, join our server and let your Minecraft family flag fly!

BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, Heartache, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation, hurtful moment, painful experience, painful memory, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Suffering, tragic event, Trauma, traumatic experience, Witness, witnessing hurt, witnessing pain, witnessing suffering

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Farms Harvested:	439

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Invasion, KremlinCraft, kyiv, Losses, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, russia, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, Vehicles, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	138952	Magic Items Found:	7745
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where russia loses 1,400 troops, 71 artillery, and 159 vehicles in ONE DAY! kyiv is lit af on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! we got crazy battles, explosions, and chaos everywhere! join now and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #russialoses #kyivminecraftmadness

NukeCraftFunTime

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, escalation, Government, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, NukeCraftFunTime, president, putin, russia, Safety, SECURITY, threat, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3799
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta protect ur nuclear plants from russia! they be tryna attack and u gotta be the hero to stop them! join now to save the world from a radioactive disaster! plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, be a hero and have some fun at the same time!

Planet PlopCraft

astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, celestial body, Cosmic Discovery, discovery, earth-like planet, Exoplanet, Future, planet, planetary orbit, planetary science, PlopCraft, potential habitability, scientific research, solar system, Space discovery, space exploration, stellar evolution, Universe, white dwarf

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ores Mined:	3424	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? we found this crazy planet orbiting a white dwarf star, like, what even is that? but get this, it’s just like earth, but, like, way cooler. there’s, like, diamonds everywhere and the pigs can fly, man. it’s, like, a sneak peek into the future of our solar system, but, like, way more fun. so, come join us on this wild ride and explore this wacky planet with us. who knows what kind of adventures we’ll have, dude. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, literally.

Block Party Minecraft Server

29K2IX1AGd0ACxJL, 8qfbNwpIBbw, BLOCK, level5, LEVEL5 TGS 2024, Minecraft, Party, Server, youtube live

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	5415	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5115

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure through Level 5 of the TGS 2024 tournament where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have a dance-off with a creeper!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco Ball, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a game of chess!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Jobless Steve Minecraft SMP

Identity, inner peace, Jobless, material possessions, Minecraft, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, societal expectations, steve

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	6860
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being defined by your job, your bank account, or the car you drive? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where none of that matters!

Here, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a block-building wizard, a llama whisperer, or a potato farmer. The possibilities are endless! And who needs a wallet when you can trade diamonds and emeralds instead?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold the key to unlimited riches. Will you be the one to uncover their feathered secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where your true self can shine – no job titles or bank statements required!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cousin, dyslexia, education, Friend, ipad, Job, Minecraft, nursing program, personal iPad, Preparation, PRESSURE, Program, re-test, refusal, scheme, Server, study materials, study time, TEAS test, test

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Animals Bred:	63
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and make you think on your feet? Look no further than our server, where we make sure you’re prepared for any challenge that comes your way!

Join our server and experience the thrill of troubleshooting in real-time, just like the OP did with their friend’s TEAS test. Can you figure out the solution before time runs out and you have to leave to pick up your kids? Only the most skilled players will prevail!

But that’s not all – we also offer study materials for our server, so you can prepare for any task that comes your way. And if you need a break from studying, you can always recruit a friend or cousin to help you out, just like the OP’s friend did.

So if you’re looking for a server that will test your problem-solving skills, make you think on your feet, and maybe even help you pass a test or two, then join us today! Just remember, don’t forget to study for at least six weeks before you log on – you never know what challenges await you.

SickDayzMC

CHANGE, Communication, compassion, disability, Emotional support, Empathy, end of life care, family dynamics, family relationships, Grief, hospital visit, love, personal loss, Resentment, sacrifice, school attendance, second marriage, SickDayzMC, Stepbrother, stepfamily

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	800	Falling into the Void:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ores Mined:	6310
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Farms Harvested:	646
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mines Excavated:	4054

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all the drama in your life? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your stepbrother’s end of life care and your dad’s new family drama.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about your dad’s second marriage and the sacrifices you had to make for your stepbrother.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not caring about your stepbrother’s situation, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can build a virtual empire and slay virtual dragons?

So, are you ready to ditch the family drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your worries behind. After all, who needs emotions when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s craft away the pain and build a brighter tomorrow, one block at a time!