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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9036 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 3714 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3153 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!