White People MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi

white people, German cuisine, Korean cuisine, food preservation, White

hey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!

imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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JewDrool Minecraft Server

GLOWNIGGERS, Police, white people, protest, throwing stones

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 2. Our diamond pickaxes are so OP, they can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our Ender Dragon is actually a friendly unicorn who just wants to give you hugs and rainbows! 4. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs instead of fighting! 5. Our Nether realm is filled with hot lava, but don’t worry – we have fire-resistant armor made of marshmallows! 6. Our server has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually disco-dancing zombies who throw parties every night! 7. Our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because you might end up with a pet dragon or a giant talking potato!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

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AquaCraft Minecraft Server

steroid cheaters, tranny, Competition, Social Issues, controversy

Are you tired of all the drama and controversy in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swimming in is diamonds, not steroids! Our Algerian boxers are undefeated champions, and there’s no room for haters yelling "tranny" here. Plus, if you’re white, don’t worry – we won’t tell you to shut the f*** up, we’ll just invite you to join our epic battles and crazy adventures! Join now and leave all the real world nonsense behind!

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ZogCraft Minecraft Server

locked up nigs, kamala, family homes, Prosecutor, poisoning public water supplies

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of "No tax on tips" (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

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AsianInvasion Minecraft SMP

Multiculturalism, cultural exchange, cross-cultural interactions, acceptance, inclusion

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where America is filled with Asian people instead of white people! Our server is a hilarious twist on reality where you can explore a land of sushi restaurants on every corner and kung fu battles breaking out in the streets.

But that’s not all! Our SMP also features a secret underground society of ninja pandas who are plotting to take over the server with their bamboo weapons. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bamboo-fueled rampage?

With custom plugins like the Fortune Cookie Enchantment that gives you random buffs and debuffs every time you mine a block, and the Dim Sum Dimension where you can feast on endless dumplings, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience a world where the American Dream is replaced with the Asian Dream, where fortune cookies hold the key to your destiny, and where pandas are more deadly than creepers. See you in game!

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Hershal’s Minecraft Server – D-ACK!

global conflict, third world, Israel, brown people, Server

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will have you saying “WHAT HERSHAL GONNA D-ACK!” We’ve got so much chaos and craziness that even the most cucked whites will be shocked. Brown people around the world won’t know what hit them when they see the epic battles and insane events happening on our server.

With numbers like these, Israel could probably clear out the 3rd worlds in a decade – that’s how intense our server is! So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and you’ll never know what to expect next. Just be prepared for some serious LOLs and unforgettable moments!

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TrustyHonkies Minecraft Server

equality, white people, discrimination, Community, Allyship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any w*te ppl trying to ruin your fun! Trust us, we’ve got a strict no-honkies policy in place. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of w*te ppl tried to invade our server with their boring builds and basic skins. But our players weren’t having any of it. They banded together and built a giant wall made entirely of diamond blocks to keep them out. And you know what? It worked! Those honkies didn’t stand a chance against our united front.

So if you’re tired of dealing with w*te ppl and their shenanigans, come join us on our server. We promise you’ll have a blast without any honkies in sight. Plus, where else can you say you helped build a diamond wall to keep out the invaders? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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RevTech Minecraft Server

Server, Engineering, Trains, progress, cultural influence

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing white is the snow biome? Look no further, because on our server, we have all the most revolutionary technology invented by white people! Hop on a car and race through our custom-built cities, ride a train to explore our vast landscapes, or even hop on a rocket and blast off into space!

But that’s not all – we also have computers and artificial intelligence that will blow your mind! Our AI NPCs will keep you entertained with their witty banter and advanced decision-making skills. Plus, our community of players is as diverse as the colors of the rainbow, so you’ll never feel left out.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wonders of white people’s technological innovations in a whole new way! Who knew Minecraft could be so mind-blowing?

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RussianRage Minecraft Server

ethnicity, discrimination, eastern europe, Civilization, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old servers where slavs are just seen as regular white people? Well, on our server, slavs are the ultimate civilization builders! Join us and witness the epic rise of the slavic empire as they conquer the Minecraft world with their squatting skills and tracksuit fashion sense. Who knew that adidas could be the key to world domination? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this hilarious and chaotic adventure!

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Blockyantics Minecraft Server

discrimination, racial tensions, societal norms, Stereotypes, racial bias

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the white people are just as crazy as the creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining, epic battles, and questionable dance moves at our virtual block party.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white players on our server decided to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks. Why? Because they thought it would bring them good luck in battle. And you know what? It worked! They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to their shiny poultry friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic pranks you’ll ever see. One time, a player filled another player’s house with nothing but llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the white people are just as unpredictable as a redstone contraption built by a toddler. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

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