We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!
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But wait, there’s more! Participate in our Singularity Repair Support Campaign and help fix time and space in Minecraft! Who knew you could be a hero in a blocky world?
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Legend has it that deep within our server lies the pleasure cube, a mystical block that grants unimaginable power to whoever finds it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen its glowing aura in the distance. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?
But beware, our SMP is not for the faint of heart. From treacherous parkour courses to intense PvP battles, you’ll need all your skills to survive in this chaotic world. And who knows what other surprises await you along the way?
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But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with explosive chickens just waiting to be unleashed on unsuspecting players. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!