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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5052 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!