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Snowflake Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of feeling guilty for simply existing as a white person? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to self-acceptance! Our server is filled with magical unicorns who will sprinkle you with glitter and remind you that being white is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret rainbow sheep hidden in the world, all your white guilt will disappear forever! So come join us and embrace your whiteness in the most fabulous way possible! 🌈🦄 #WhitePrideCrafters -
Snowflake City: Where even the blocks are triggered
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the ridiculous! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where players can ride pigs dressed as unicorns while shooting rainbow lasers out of their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Rainbow Sheep of Destiny”, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up with a house made entirely of diamond blocks. True story.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the craziest Minecraft server around, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
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SnowflakeCraft: Where Being White is a Struggle
Are you tired of being white in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where your skin color changes every time you respawn! Say goodbye to boring old white and hello to a rainbow of colors as you battle mobs and build epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the colors of the rainbow, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a unicorn and shoot glitter at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace your inner rainbow warrior! -
Dad’s Revenge Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your dad always telling you what to do? Join our Minecraft server and rebel against authority by building the most outrageous structures and causing chaos in the virtual world! Who knows, maybe years from now you’ll look back and realize it was all your dad’s fault for not stopping you from joining in the first place. Join now and unleash your inner rebellious Toller! -
Honeymoon Havoc Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!Imagine a world where you can elope with your Minecraft spouse and save money for a cruise on your one year anniversary! But watch out, because your Minecraft husband might get mad if you don’t dress fancy for dinner or if you suggest he dresses like a hobo. And don’t forget about the perks from contacting your old Minecraft boss – you’ll feel like Minecraft royalty the whole time!
Join our server for a honeymoon experience like no other, where you can threaten to cancel the whole thing in a fit of rage and still have a blast! Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let the fun begin!
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VlogGoneWildMC
Come join our Minecraft server where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike Suzy the vlogger, we promise not to film your entire house and broadcast it to the world. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of unwanted house tours. Plus, we have epic parties with no cameras allowed, so you can let loose and have fun without worrying about being on someone’s vlog. Join us now and say goodbye to nosy vloggers invading your personal space! -
TumorMeltingCraft
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray new drug that’s like, melting away tumours for some peeps with bowel cancer? it’s like a gamechanger, but in real life! imagine if you could do that in Minecraft, just melt away all the baddies with a magic potion or something. well, you can’t do that in the game, but you can join our server and have a blast with other players who are also fighting off evil tumours… i mean, mobs. come join us and be a part of this epic battle for survival! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret potion that can cure all your Minecraft ailments. it’s gonna be lit, fam! -
KaraokeCraft: Bridgerton Brightside
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own karaoke bar and sing ur heart out like mr brightside himself. u can serenade ur friends with ur monotonous yet emotional renditions of ur fav songs. become the bridgerton of minecraft karaoke and show off ur annoyingly popular singing skills. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join da fun and let’s sing our way to victory! -
RainfallRaveCraft
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE PRECIPITATION THAN A WATERFALL IN A HURRICANE! WE MAKE IT RAIN LIKE A BOSS, YO. OUR LAND IS SOAKED AND READY FOR YOU TO BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND MOATS.WE GOT TROPICAL, SUBTROPICAL, AND TEMPERATE REGIONS FOR YOU TO EXPLORE AND CONQUER. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE ARID AND MOUNTAIN REGIONS, THEY’RE A BIT DRY AND CRAY-CRAY.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME WET AND WILD MINECRAFT MADNESS. BUILD, SURVIVE, AND GET SOAKED IN THE BEST SERVER AROUND. LET’S MAKE IT RAIN, BABY!
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Crafty Reminder Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic choreography in all of vtubing history! Picture this: dancing creepers, twerking skeletons, and even a zombie flash mob. Join our server and witness the most outrageous dance moves you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who knew virtual avatars could bust a move like this? So come on, join the party and get ready to shake your blocky booty like never before!