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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4375 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.
u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.
plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.
so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!
