Whistleblower Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCopsMC

abuse of power, Accountability, corrupt officer, Corruption, CraftyCopsMC, criminal behavior, dishonesty, illegal activities, Integrity, internal affairs, Justice, law enforcement, misconduct, misconduct investigation, Police Brutality, police corruption, police misconduct, police officers, reddit, unethical behavior, Whistleblower

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	530486	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the only law is chaos!

Our server is run by the most corrupt police officers you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. They’ll take bribes in diamonds, turn a blind eye to griefing, and even participate in illegal redstone trafficking. It’s a lawless land where anything goes!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges and come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of playing on the most corrupt Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

ElonCraft Dissident Squad

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Democracy, Dissident, DISSIDENTS, elon musk, ElonCraft, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Internet freedom, political dissent, privacy, protest, russia, spacex, squad, Surveillance, Technology, tesla, Whistleblower

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got llamas that can talk and dance, and like, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But, like, the craziest part is that Russia asked Elon Musk for the names of dissidents on the server. Can you believe it? Join now to see if you’re on the list and maybe get a free ride to space on a rocket made of cheese!

AnonCraft: Exposing Blocks!

#hacktivism, Accountability, activism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, blocks, Corruption, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, Cyber Security, digital activism, digital rights, Exposing, government corruption, hacktivist group, Internet freedom, Justice, online activism, online anonymity, online privacy, transparency, Whistleblower

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of searching for anonymous and their elusive antics? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, anonymous is actually a group of mischievous Endermen who are constantly exposing corruption in the form of stealing blocks from unsuspecting players’ builds! Join us if you want to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even join in on the fun by becoming an honorary member of the Enderman squad.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or will you fight against them to maintain order in this crazy world?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable land!

GovtVacayCraft

Coworkers, DEI hires, Diversity, equity, funny, Government, GovtVacayCraft, HOTLINE, HR complaint, humor, hypothetical scenario, inclusion, office culture, paid vacation, satire, US Govt, vacation time, Whistleblower, work, work environment, work-life balance

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the US Govt is just a phone call away from chaos! Imagine a world where every government employee dials the hotline and accuses their coworkers of being DEI hires. Suddenly, everyone is on a free paid vacation, leaving the country in a state of hilarious confusion.

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate government shutdown, where the only way to survive is by building epic fortresses and hiding from your DEI hire colleagues. Will you be able to navigate the chaos and emerge victorious in this wacky world of bureaucratic mayhem?

So come on down to our server and witness the madness unfold. Who knows, you might even discover a secret government conspiracy or two along the way. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even a vacation courtesy of your coworkers!

ChefSnitchCraft

Accountability, Chef, ChefSnitchCraft, Confrontation, consequences, Ethics, Evidence, Fairness, food theft, Honesty, Integrity, Management, Observation, ownership, Professionalism, Reporting, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, stealing, Whistleblower, Workplace

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Void Gems Collected:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of chefs stealing all the good food from the restaurant kitchen? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where chefs can’t steal your precious resources because, well, they’re virtual and not edible.

On our server, you can build your own restaurant and cook up all the frutti di mari pizza and sea bream you want without any sneaky chefs trying to take it home. Plus, you can even catch them in the act and banish them to the Nether realm for their thievery!

So come join us and let’s create a world where chefs can’t get away with their food-stealing antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and delicious at the same time?

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1902	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Conspiracy Jones Over Here Minecraft SMP

#our guy, alternative narratives, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, deep state, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, investigative journalism, Jones, Minecraft, Mox, mysterious figures, PARANOIA, questioning authority, secret societies, skepticism, smp, suspicious behavior, truth seekers, uncovering the truth, underground movements, Whistleblower

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of Mox, the unlikely hero who went from mining dirt to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, he loves his iron swords). Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with his beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.” Plus, he’s the only player who can successfully navigate the Nether without getting lost (seriously, we’ve all tried and ended up in a lava pit). So come join us and see if you can dethrone Mox as the true king of the server!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

RebelRecruitMC Server

allegations, Canada, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Employee, fake news, Former Rebel News, Journalism, Media, News, Politics, Propaganda, REBEL MEDIA, RebelRecruitMC, recruited, rt, russia, scandal, Server, SUPREME COURT, Whistleblower

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

BelugaSpyCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, Beluga whale, BelugaSpyCraft, covert mission, Endangered species, Espionage, espionage allegations, espionage controversy, espionage scandal, espionage tactics, intelligence operation, marine intelligence, marine life, marine mammal, Minecraft, Russian Spy, Server, Shot, Surveillance, undercover, undercover operation, Whistleblower, wildlife conservation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

so like, u ever heard of a beluga whale being a spy? well, on our server, we got beluga whales that are legit russian spies. they swim around, gathering intel and stuff. it’s like a whole underwater espionage mission going on. join our server to uncover the secrets of the russian spy beluga whales. plus, they drop cool loot when u defeat them in battle. it’s like a spy thriller but in minecraft. come join the fun and see if u can outsmart these sneaky whales.

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

1. Know the difference, Awareness, Clarity, cognition, comprehension, Crafty, creeper, Difference, differentiate, Discernment, discrimination, distinction, DISTINGUISH, education, Expertise, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, knowledge, learning, Perception, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

Access, anticipation, Crafty, Demand, desire, entrance, entry, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, in, Let, lolz, long trail tags, me, Permission, PLEA, Request, Server, tags, Urgency, welcome

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

Adventure, Apocalypse, apocalypse on our terms, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, cataclysm, Crafty, Destruction, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, Extinction, final days, global catastrophe, Humanity, Land, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, orchestrated, orchestrated destruction, Plan, Proposal, proposed apocalypse, terms, world’s end

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4503	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	211

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1011
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Votes:	5067	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	4511
Emeralds Found:	5521	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	73
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ores Mined:	7600
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

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