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SummerStrong Minecraft Server

30 degrees, climate, climate change, comparison, European, Europoors, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, heat wave, hot weather, Minecraft, Pussies, seasonal differences, Server, strength, Summers, SummerStrong, super mega hot, Temperature, toughness, Weak, weather conditions, weather patterns

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	1659
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of those weak europoors and their measly summers? Join our Minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the temperatures are so hot, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game! Our summers are so intense, they sometimes reach a scorching 30 degrees! Come join us and experience the ultimate heatwave while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs air conditioning when you have our super mega hot summers? Join now and feel the burn!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

art, Artistic, artwork, Boy, call it a girl, confusion, Creative, creativity, draw, drawing, Expression, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Identity, illustration, Minecraft, nonconformity, PixelPals, Server, sketching, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where boys are called girls and girls are called boys! It’s absolute chaos and confusion, but that’s what makes it so much fun! Who knows what kind of hilarious mix-ups and misunderstandings you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and join the madness!

NoRoomForNoobs Minecraft Server

adhd, anti-vax, Boundaries, Communication, cousin-in-law, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial mismanagement, Homeless, Housing, Job, mat leave, Minecraft, NoRoomForNoobs, personal space, Pregnancy, Privilege, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, Server, strangers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise no entitled cousins or rude in-laws will be bothering you here.

Join us and build your dream virtual home without worrying about unwanted houseguests showing up uninvited. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

And don’t worry about being called “privileged” for wanting your own space – on our server, everyone is equal and free to play without judgment. Plus, we won’t judge if you spend all your in-game money on virtual nails instead of rent.

So come join us and leave the real-life family drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to build a roof over your head, that is!

Bestie’s Wifey, Chill Out!

acting weird, aita, Best Friend, best friend’s wife, Besties, Birthday Party, Chill, court date, Frustration, group hangs, Gun Safety, interferes, kindness abused, mistaken identity, neighbor intervention, newborn baby, resemblance, robbery trauma, split opinions., starts fights, Therapy, UNCOMFORTABLE, wifey

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3780	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	624
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Ever been mistaken for a criminal and had your best friend’s wife give you the side-eye? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Experience the thrill of trying to prove your innocence while navigating through awkward interactions and emotional turmoil.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as you try to maintain your friendships amidst the chaos. Will you be able to handle the pressure or will you crack under the strain?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you work through your issues? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today and dive into the madness!

PunchCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, bipartisanship, brawl, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Democracy, democrats, Division, Fist Fight, Government, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, partisan brawl, partisanship, physical altercation, political parties, political showdown, Politics, PunchCraft, republicans, Server, Unity

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of political debates and arguments? Join our Minecraft server and watch as all the Democrats and Republicans duke it out in an epic fist fight with no weapons! Will Nancy Pelosi knock out Mitch McConnell with a swift uppercut? Will Ted Cruz unleash his secret karate skills on Joe Biden? Join now to witness the ultimate showdown and place your bets on who will come out victorious! Who needs a debate when you can have a brawl in Minecraft? Join us for the chaos and mayhem!

CraftyChronicles

Astonishing, Bizarre History, CraftyChronicles, Events, hard to believe., historical events, incredulous, mind-boggling, recorded history, Shocking History, Strange History, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable events, unbelievable facts, unbelievable happenings, unbelievable incidents, unbelievable moments, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable occurrences in history, unbelievable stories

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, come join our Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most outrageous ways possible! Witness the epic battle between dinosaurs and aliens that totally happened (we swear)! Explore ancient civilizations that had flying cars and robot butlers! And don’t even get us started on the time travelers who accidentally started the Great Fire of London while trying to cook marshmallows with a flamethrower. Join us for a history lesson like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Brazil420Craft Server

Brazil, Brazil420Craft, Cannabis, criminal justice, decriminalize, drug abuse, drug enforcement, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug trafficking, drug use, largest nation, Latin America, law reform, legalization, Marijuana, public health, Server, south america

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got BRAZILIAN vibes all day every day cuz we just decriminalized MARIJUANA up in here! that’s right, we got the dankest buds and the sickest builds, you won’t even know if you’re in the game or real life!

we got crazy parties every night with DJ parrots spinning the hottest tracks, and don’t even get me started on our pet jaguars roaming around like they own the place.

join us for a wild ride through the jungle of fun and adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and blaze it up! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get high on life and minecraft together! 🌿🔥🎮

HomelessCraft: No Sleep Allowed

Allowed, Bans, Cities, civil rights, constitutional law, enforcement, homeless people, HomelessCraft, homelessness, homelessness crisis, judicial decision, Legal, policy, POVERTY, public spaces, Ruling, Shelters, Sleep, sleeping outside, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, Urban, Urban planning

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

so, like, our server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, the supreme court of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy rule where homeless people can’t sleep outside, like what even is that? but hey, it’s all good cuz we got the sickest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you. come join us and be part of the madness, yo!

Albion Survival

Albion Survival, Battles, Builder, camaraderie, Challenges, Community, gameplay, KitPvP, MCMMO, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Skills, Survival, test, uk, warrior

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to Albion Survival, a thrilling small-scale PvP Minecraft server set in the heart of the UK! Experience intense battles, strategic gameplay, and a vibrant community as you fight for survival. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a crafty builder, Albion Survival offers a unique blend of challenges and camaraderie. Join us now and prove your mettle in the ultimate test of survival skills!

86.151.117.142

Server 26: Smol Boomer SMP – Come for the grief protection, stay for the boomer chat in Discord! 😂

Adminshops, boomer, Chat, Discord, Donation perks, Grief, Grief Prevention, hermitcraft, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, player item shops, Player Trading, Protection, Public, Public farms, Ranks, Server, Sethome, sleep voting, SMOL, smp, stay, Survival, Tpa, Trading, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Overview

We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

The main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are:

– GriefPrevention

– Sleep voting plugin

– Player item shops for trading

Two ranks “new” and “player”, no benefits

No warps, no /tpa, no /sethome

No Mojang chat reports

No McMMO or alike, no donation perks

The world will never reset

Land claiming

Player trading via signs (no adminshops)

20% of players need to sleep to skip the night

All made in survival, including spawn area, etc

Lots of public farms

FAQ

Do I need to be 18+ to join?
Yes, this server is for players who are 18 years or older.
Are there any donations or perks for real money?
No, there are no donation perks or benefits that can be bought for real money on this server.
Can I use warps or set home locations?
No, warps and /sethome are not available on this server.
Is the map regularly reset?
No, the map will never reset on this server.
How can I protect my land?
You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to protect your land with a golden shovel and allow certain players to build or access chests on your claim.
Is there a community on the server?
Yes, there is a close-knit community with events from time to time and players are always available to help each other.
What kind of gameplay can I expect?
This server is designed to feel like a vanilla experience with no added frills or perks. Players can focus on long-term projects and megabases are welcome.