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GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Farms Harvested:	816
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Villages Defended:	7	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4020	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Exploring Freedom Minecraft SMP

civil rights, Concept, empowerment, Exploration, Exploring, freedom, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, Liberty, Minecraft, movies, narrative, Oppression, Political, Rebellion, revolution, self-determination, smp, social justice, society, Struggle, various aspects

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of being trapped in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Join our wild and wacky SMP where freedom reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Freedom. But beware, the carrot is guarded by a group of rebellious chickens who are armed to the beak with weapons made of diamonds.

As you journey through our server, you’ll encounter villages filled with villagers who have thrown off the shackles of their oppressive iron golem overlords and are now living in a utopia where cake grows on trees and every day is Taco Tuesday.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

LuvLostInMinecraftSMP

bittersweet memories, emotional baggage, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, letting go, long-term relationships, lost love, Love Lost, love story, LuvLostInMinecraftSMP, missed opportunity, moving on, past relationships, relationships, Reminiscing, romantic regrets, soulmate, The one who got away, unrequited love, what could have been

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, alliances, and epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest. You’ll never know who to trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

Forget about the one that got away in real life, because on our server, everyone is fair game. Will you be the one to finally catch that elusive player who always seems to slip through your fingers? Or will you be the one who gets away, leaving a trail of broken hearts in your wake?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find your new best frenemy along the way!

CraftyComrades

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Buildings Constructed:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7296

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and make online friends who will have your back no matter what – whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest for the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who find the diamonds will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new online friends – the possibilities are endless!

EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut

#sustainability, 2040 target, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, clean energy, climate action, climate change, climate targets, Cut, EcoCraft2040, emission, emission reduction goals, emissions reduction, environmental policy, environmental regulations, EU, European Commission, european union, greenhouse gases, Paris Agreement, renewable energy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿

TraumaCraft: Kid’s Perception Fun

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	110	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this wild world where everything is upside down and inside out. like, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken comes and starts dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, whoa, did that really happen or did i eat too many mushrooms?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. and get this, if you collect enough golden carrots, you can unlock the secret level where you have to fight a dragon made out of rainbow-colored blocks.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who speak in riddles and give out quests that involve finding lost treasure in the depths of the ocean? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

IpeRIOTs: The Crazy Realm of McMMO, Custom Enchants, and Nation Wars… With a side of Geopolitics and Lore!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Minecraft Server: Iperios

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs:

1. How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided in the discord channel. You can set up your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.

2. How can I join an existing nation?

If you don’t want to create your own nation, you can join one that has already been created by another player. Simply reach out to the nation’s leader or members to request joining their nation.

3. How can I conquer new territories?

In order to conquer new territories, you can participate in wars and battles with other nations. By winning these battles, you can expand your nation’s geopolitical power and claim new territories for yourself.

4. What resources can be found in the game?

There are various resources and buildings that can be created in the game. These resources can be used for the development and expansion of your nation. A complete list of resources is available on the discord channels.

The Limbus Company – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crops Grown:	7228	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to conform to society’s norms.

Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll encounter crazy creatures and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of illusions and trickery to reach the end.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming extractions include The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these characters come into play.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our target extraction is none other than [ Faust ] ID & E.G.O. That’s right, we’re going after the big guns and nothing can stop us!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	147	Players Killed by Monsters:	4310
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	New Chunks Explored:	490923
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of dancing villagers, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a giant floating castle made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

SickSonSquadCraft

belittling accusation, communication breakdown, family conflict, father’s perspective, father’s role, gender dynamics, impact on kids, innocent turn of phrase, language misunderstanding, leaving option, metaphorical tight rope, misogynist accusation, misunderstanding, mother’s perspective, mother’s role, parenting decision, parenting dilemma, partner disagreement, sick son, SickSonSquadCraft, staying home

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9283	Ores Mined:	7537
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!