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BlockyLoveCraft

Affection, appreciation, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, Honesty, Listening, long term happiness, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1321
Players Killed by Monsters:	3638	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Do you know what’s more important than trust, communication, and love in relationships? Joining our Minecraft server, of course!

Imagine this: you and your significant other building a virtual castle together, fighting off creepers and zombies side by side. If you can survive the perils of the virtual world together, you can survive anything in real life!

Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server have magical properties that can bring everlasting happiness to your relationship. Who needs couples therapy when you have enchanted pickaxes and potions of love?

So forget about date nights and heartfelt conversations, join our Minecraft server and level up your relationship game like never before!

CraftyUkrainianDroneWarfare

aerial assault, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianDroneWarfare, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, government response, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military technology, Moscow, political tensions, RETALIATION, Russian officials, security threat, Surveillance, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6709
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones go brrrr and launch attacks on moscow and other regions! 🚀🔥🤯

our server is so lit that even russian officials are talking about it! they’re like “wow this server is so crazy, we gotta join in on the fun!” 🇷🇺🎮

join now to witness the epic battles between ukraine and russia, all in the world of minecraft! build your own drone army and conquer new territories, just like in real life but way more fun 😂🤖💣

don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the chaos! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to these warring nations… or just blow everything up, whatever floats your boat 🚢💥🤪

join now and let the madness begin! 🌍🎉 #minecraft #ukraine #russia #drones #epicbattle

EcoEvoCraft

Adaptation mechanisms, biodiversity conservation, biological evolution, EcoEvoCraft, ecological balance, ecological interactions, ecological research, ecology, ecosystem dynamics, environmental adaptation, Environmental Science, environmental studies, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary processes, genetic variation, Life adaptation, natural selection, natural world, Species adaptation, species diversity

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where evolution and ecology collide in a crazy clash of blocky chaos!

imagine a world where creepers have evolved to wear sunglasses and party hats, where skeletons ride on the backs of flying pigs, and where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves.

on our server, you can witness the wildest experiments in genetic modification as players create bizarre hybrid creatures like spider-cow-pig-chickens and zombie-villager-squid-sheep.

explore a world where the laws of nature are constantly being rewritten by mad scientists and deranged wizards, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created, where evolution and ecology are just the beginning of the madness!

GutMicrobeWarsMC

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	4247
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazy microbes running around like tiny villagers! The human gut microbiomes are like a whole new world, with potential allies and foes just waiting to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have exploring the depths of the gut microbiomes, fighting off evil bacteria and teaming up with friendly probiotics. Plus, our server is the only place where you can ride on the back of a giant E. coli and battle it out with other players for control of the digestive system.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft Bland Realm: Avoiding the Flavors

Avoiding, BATTLING, bedrock edition, bland, building, challenge, Cheats, Code, Creative mode, discord server, dive in, EARNED, Exploring, Flavors, Friends, invite, Minecraft, mobs, Realm, Realms, Survival, True Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3809	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Invite	https://open.minecraft.net/pocket/realms/invite/zeTfvPoWJzc
Realm Code	zeTfvPoWJzc
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/Jvd38c83s8
Minecraft Version	Bedrock Edition 1.21.21

FAQ

Q: Can I use cheats or creative mode on this server?

A: No, this server is dedicated to pure survival gameplay, so cheats and creative mode are disabled.

Q: How can I join the realm?

A: You can use the realm invite link provided above or enter the realm code in Minecraft.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled, so be cautious while interacting with other players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, make sure to read and adhere to the server rules outlined in the discord server.

PropagandaCraft – Where the only propaganda is how awesome our Minecraft server is!

Awesome, Deception, fake news, false information, government propaganda, hypernormalisation, information warfare, Manipulation, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, political propaganda, Propaganda, PropagandaCraft, psychological warfare, Server, social control, societal control, societal manipulation, soviet union, state control, State Power, state propaganda, totalitarianism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take propaganda to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of outlandish stories and outrageous reasons to play.

Ever wanted to be part of a world where the price of virtual groceries skyrockets, but the in-game newspapers report a booming economy? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank.

Experience the thrill of being humiliated by the state in a totally hilarious way. Become complicit in spreading ridiculous lies and enjoy the absurdity of it all. Join us and embrace the chaos of “hypernormalisation” in Minecraft form.

So, why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be mind-blown by the sheer madness of it all. Who knew propaganda could be this much fun?

Minecraft SMP – IdolCorpCEO

coni confetti, fuyo cloverfield, idol company, idol corp general, IdolCorpCEO, idolEN E-Sekai, idolEN Endless, idolEN Genesis, idolES EternalS, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, Minecraft, Nikki Rei, poko rakun, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, smp, Taiga Toragami

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our members are as iconic as a diamond sword in a sea of stone pickaxes. Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a creeper in a minefield!

Our members are like the Avengers of Minecraft, each with their own superpowers. From Kattarina Qutie, who can mine diamonds with just a wink, to Rin Penrose, whose redstone skills are so legendary they’re like magic. And don’t even get us started on Roca Rourin, whose PvP skills are so sharp they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

But that’s not all – we’ve got merch, schedules, and even an archive that’s more organized than a chest full of neatly stacked blocks. So come join us and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got us?

CraftyCreeperz

Adaptability, collaboration, communication skills, CraftyCreeperz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, flexibility, growth mindset., innovation, leadership, Open-mindedness, perseverance, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-discipline, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to develop the ability to survive in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is the perfect place to hone your skills in building, crafting, and battling against hordes of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! We also offer special events like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you have to mine and build to the beat of the music, and “Hunger Games: Minecraft Style” where you have to fight to the death with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have a laugh along the way, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land of rainbow sheep and exploding watermelons!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

arms control, biden, China threat, Chinacraft, defense policy, defense priorities, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, Global threats, International security, military modernization, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, new strategy, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strategy, nuclear weapons, Server, strategic planning, US-China relations

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1535	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Emeralds Found:	2227	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where biden has approved a new nuclear strategy that focuses on the threat of CHINA in the game!! we have nuclear weapons and explosions galore, watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal our nukes! team up with your friends to take down the chinese threat and become the ultimate minecraft warriors. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover. join now for the most explosive minecraft experience of your life!

GazaCraft: DealCollapseLOL

brink of collapse, Ceasefire, collapse, Conflict Resolution, DealCollapseLOL, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., fragile agreement, Gaza deal, GazaCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, ongoing crisis, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Truce, united nations, US officials

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	458	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the deals are always on the edge of collapse just like in Gaza but way more fun and less political lol. we got exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (not a lie i swear). plus, our community is so lit that even the creepers wanna join in on the party. so what are you waiting for? come join us before the deal collapses and you miss out on all the craziness!