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PissAndShitMC Server

comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, meme, Millennials, millennials entertainment, millennials funny, millennials humor, millennials internet, millennials jokes, millennials laughter, millennials meme, millennials social media, millennials viral, PissAndShitMC, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

CraftySpender Minecraft Server

arrogance, brand names, college student, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation resolution, CraftySpender, defending oneself, family, family dynamics, financial struggles, hidden struggles, judgment, luxury, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal finance, relationships, Server, thrift shopping, thrifted items, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1788
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Votes:	5031	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.

Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.

Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?

So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!

SisLiesMC: DaughterDramaGone

acne, aita, anger, angry messages, babysit, Comments.., DAUGHTER, daughter’s comments, DaughterDramaGone, exclusion, family, family drama, lying.., parents, punishment, relationship, sibling rivalry, SisLiesMC, sister, sister kicked out, work

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Potions Brewed:	92
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.

Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.

Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	6
Emeralds Found:	5637	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	New Chunks Explored:	722772
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3848	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!