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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7683 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.
– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.
– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.
– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!
