#wheresthecurvature Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FinnCraft Server – Power Outage Edition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Items Found:	2031
Divine Spears Created:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have finland boards oil tankers causing chaos in the digital world!!! power cables are being cut left and right, internet outages everywhere!!! but fear not, on our server you can harness the power of the oil tanker to create epic builds and conquer the digital realm!!! join now and be part of the madness!!! only the bravest can survive in this crazy world of chaos and destruction!!!

RostovRocketCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE UKRAINE HITTING BALLISTIC MISSILES LIKE FIREWORKS! STRATCOM REPORTS SAY IT’S LIT! COME BUILD YOUR OWN MISSILE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?! JOIN NOW FOR A BLASTING GOOD TIME!

Crafty Restroom Crew

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

yo, listen up gamers! u ever been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew? well, imagine that but in minecraft! join our server and experience the wildest adventures with trans villagers who are lowkey hiding in plain sight. u never know who u might run into in the mines, maybe a genderfluid creeper or a non-binary enderman. the possibilities are endless, just like the confusion u feel when u realize u’ve been interacting with trans mobs this whole time. so come on, join us for a gender-bending good time!

Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Potions Brewed:	152	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	234	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10

so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?

on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.

join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!

Block Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	6703	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	6	Crops Grown:	2611
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where cows fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos at every turn. Build a house out of cake, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

French Women In Your Country Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crops Grown:	3483

Are you tired of only seeing French women in your country through pictures and movies? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to interact with not just one, but a whole village of French women! They’ll teach you how to say “baguette” in the most seductive way possible and show you how to build a house that screams “Ooh la la!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet llama moves that will impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them hatch their evil plans (pun intended) while enjoying some good old-fashioned chicken banter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world unlike any other, where French women, disco llamas, and scheming chickens all come together for a truly unique gaming experience!

CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

FinnCraft Server: Shipwrecked Cable Cut

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where finland be seizin ships left and right after some undersea cable be cut like whaaaaat. we got all the craziness you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. sail the high seas, build epic ships, and watch out for them finland peeps cuz they be on a rampage. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyAirportClosures

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	716
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the only security concern is making sure no creepers blow up your house! we have so much fun that even moscow’s 4 airports had to close temporarily just to come play with us! join now and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while dodging virtual explosions and making friends with russian airport staff! trust us, it’s worth the risk of missing your flight for this wild adventure!

Shopaholic Brainwaves

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	29220
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain connectivity patterns that will blow your mind, just like online shopping addiction! our frontal-parietal network will connect you to the default mode network in ways you never thought possible.

we have researchers studying the neurobiological underpinnings of this growing behavioral addiction, and you can be a part of it all! build your own virtual shopping mall, mine for virtual diamonds to buy virtual clothes, and connect with other players who share your love for online shopping.

join us now and uncover the secrets of the brain while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew shopping addiction could be so much fun?