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Learn Anything Minecraft Server

Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, growth, Insight, knowledge, learn, learning, lessons, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, ESOTERIC, Exotic, Language, linguistic curiosity, linguistic oddity, linguistics, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar word, quirky, rare, smp, STRANGEST, strangest word, uncommon, unfamiliar, Unique, UNUSUAL, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Animals Bred:	116	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Farms Harvested:	960	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	160	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8771
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!