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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3997 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 3359 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1422 |
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