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BrisketBattles: Payback Edition

Argument, bbq, bills, brisket, BrisketBattles, chicken, cow, defrost, Edition, Fish, Fourth of July, FREEZER, frozen, overreacting, payback, picky eater, red meat, shared account, smoking, Store, Thawing, Wife

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!

And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!

BoredomCraft Minecraft Server

Boredom, BoredomCraft, dreary tasks, dull moments, lackluster experiences, Minecraft, monotonous experiences, mundane tasks, repetitive actions, Server, tedious chores, tiresome routines, unengaging tasks, unentertaining moments, uneventful days, uneventful occurrences, unexciting events, uninspiring tasks, uninteresting activities, uninteresting projects, unproductive moments, unstimulating activities

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Have you ever tried watching paint dry while listening to elevator music? Well, forget about that snoozefest because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the brink of boredom!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a creeper breakdancing competition.

So why waste your time with mundane activities when you could be living it up on our insanely fun Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness!

GrownUpProblems

10. Adulting surprises, 11. Unexpected adulting hurdles, 12. Coping with adulthood, 13. Navigating adult responsibilities, 14. Adulting obstacles, 15. Surprising aspects of being an adult, 16. Adulting difficulties, 17. Struggles of adulthood, 18. Adulting challenges and surprises, 19. Overcoming adulting difficulties, 2. Surprising difficulties of adulthood, 20. Adulting surprises and hurdles., 3. Coping with adult responsibilities, 4. Unexpected struggles of being an adult, 5. Adulting hardships, 6. Managing adult life, 7. Difficulty of adulting, 8. Surprising adulting struggles, 9. Challenges of growing up, Adulting challenges, GrownUpProblems

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the struggles of everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of responsibility! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as fed up with adulting as you are. We have weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where you can show off your creative skills and compete for ridiculous prizes like a virtual pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of zombie chickens, while others claim it’s protected by a giant lava monster named Steve. Are you brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So why waste your time dealing with bills and deadlines when you could be exploring a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner child run wild!

CraftyKremlinNewsNet

ai, AI-Driven, CraftyKremlinNewsNet, elections, fake news, Impersonates, influence, Local Media, Network, russia, US

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we have AI-driven fake news network from russia impersonating us local media to influence elections!!! 🤯🤖🇷🇺🗳️

come build your own fake news empire and spread wild conspiracy theories to sway the minds of unsuspecting players! 😂🤪🤯

watch out for the secret agents lurking in the shadows, ready to take down anyone who dares to challenge their fake news dominance! 🕵️‍♂️🔥🚓

join now for a chance to become the ultimate master of misinformation and chaos in the minecraft world! 🌍🔥🔥🔥

remember, nothing is true and everything is permitted on this crazy server! 😜🤣🤯🎮

ShedRenoManiaCraft

affordable housing, alternative housing, DIY housing, homelessness, homelessness awareness, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, housing options, housing shortage, housing solutions, minimalist living, renovating buses, renovating RV’s, renovating sheds, renovating vans, ShedRenoManiaCraft, societal issues, tiny homes, unobtainable housing, van life

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	256
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

yo, u ever feel like ur house is just a glorified shed? well, on our server, we embrace the shed life! we got so many cool builds, like vans, buses, and even RV’s that will make u forget u even had a house in the first place. join us and embrace the homeless with extra steps lifestyle! who needs a mansion when u can live in a pimped out bus, amirite? come join us and see why shed living is the new trend in town!

FilterCraft: BuffBoys Edition

appearance ideals, average person, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body dysmorphic disorder, body image, body image distortion, Boys, BuffBoys, Edition, FilterCraft, mental health, mental illness, muscle dysmorphia, muscular build, obsessive preoccupation, photo filters, psychological condition, self esteem, social media, social media influence, Young men

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	56
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	634	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so, like, u ever feel like ur not, like, buff enough, bro? like, u look in the mirror and u just see a scrawny lil noodle arm lookin back at u? well, have no fear, cuz we got the perfect solution for u on this epic minecraft server!

join us and u can, like, build urself the most JACKED avatar u can imagine! u can make those biceps bigger than ur head, bro! and the best part is, u don’t even have to lift a single weight! just mine some blocks and boom, instant gains!

we’ve got all the tools and resources u need to create the ultimate swole character. and with our custom plugins, u can show off ur muscles to all the other players in the server. they’ll be mirin’ ur gains, trust me.

so come on, join us on this totally rad minecraft server and flex on everyone with ur digital muscles. who needs real-life gains when u can have virtual gains, amirite? let’s get SWOLE, baby!

Crusalis: Where Cow Tipping is Serious Business

Armavir, armenia, Business, Community, Contribution, cow, Crusalis, Discord, Factions, Geopolitical, History, Ip:, iteration, mado, Minecraft, Players, Premium, Raids, Server, Skilled, Theme, Tipping, Victory, Wars

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Potions Brewed:	200	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation!

Description

CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only)
How can I join the community?	Join Victorix on Discord and verify your account. When asked who invited you, say Mado.
What can I expect on the server?	Participate in grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. Each iteration brings new content and themes to keep the server fresh.
How long do iterations last?	Iterations typically last around 2 months before the server resets for a new theme and content.
How can I contribute to nation-building?	Join our skilled players in organizing our forces for victory and contribute to building Armavir (Armenia).

Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Island Getaway

character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, getaway, gig, Griefers, ISLAND, Maps, Minecraft, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Spino Doubleblaster, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Star Shards Collected:	174
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet dragon that will protect you from creepers and zombies.

We have exclusive character banners featuring Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle – all ready to join you on your epic adventures. And don’t forget about our weapon banner with the Silvershower Heartstrings (Bow) and the Splendor of Tranquil Waters (Sword) – perfect for slaying enemies in style.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to log off. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, cultural practices, customer expectations, gratuity, hospitality industry, humiliation ritual, Minecraft, Server, service industry, social norms, societal pressure, societal rituals, tipping behavior, tipping culture, tipping customs, tipping etiquette, tipping habits, tipping norms, tipping practices, tipping psychology, tipping rituals, tipping traditions, TipTopCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tipping culture like no other! Forget about diamonds, here we tip with enchanted golden apples and rare potions.

But that’s not all, we also have a hilarious humiliation ritual that all new players must go through. Picture this: you’re surrounded by a mob of angry chickens while trying to build a house made entirely out of melons. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you still need convincing, just watch this video of our admin trying to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the unforgettable moments on our server. You won’t regret it!

BlockyBikiniBattles

beach body, bikini confidence, BlockyBikiniBattles, body confidence, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body shaming, female empowerment, friendship drama, lake vacation, personal growth, refusing to wear revealing bikinis, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, standing up for yourself, summer vacation, toxic friendships, weight loss transformation, Women supporting Women

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Gods Slained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8386	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for some outrageous fun!

Join our server and experience the most epic transformations ever seen in Minecraft history! Just like how I, a 40F player, transformed from a blocky noob to a pixelated powerhouse! With the help of my personal trainer (who is definitely not a creeper), I shed over 50 pounds of pixelated weight and now I’m slaying mobs like never before!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a virtual lake house where you can hang out with your friends and their families. Just like how my three best friends and I rented a house on the lake for the 4th of July week. We had a blast until they started hating on my pixelated curves! They said my two-piece bikini was making their pixelated husbands uncomfortable. Can you believe it? But I stood my ground and showed them who’s the real queen of the server!

So come join us and show off your pixelated assets in the most epic way possible! Build, mine, and slay your way to victory on our server. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too pixelated or too fabulous! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated fun begin!