🔥When You Mess with the wrong Guy Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

A Very Long List of Things to Keep You Entertained for the Better Part of a Decade on Avalon SMP 1.19

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Avalon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/asbestos-country/">Minecraft Server</a>

Avalon Minecraft Server Overview

Server Trailer: Watch Here

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. By joining a kingdom or creating your own, you can fight evil together. Can you discover all of Avalon’s secrets and defeat the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG that combines elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!

NPC-based Questing

Keep Inventory enabled

14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!

Dungeons

Custom Skills and Magic Spells!

Custom Armor & Weapons

Custom Crafting

Co-operative Towny environment

Silk Touch Spawners

Crates, Voting, Banking

Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up!

Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come, so get ready for some epic shenanigans and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. Do you have what it takes to outwit these sneaky camelids and claim the loot for yourself? Only the bravest and funniest players will succeed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace all the chaos and drama you could ever want!

We have players of all ages, from 50F moms to 19F daughters who argue about pregnancy and self-respect. Witness epic battles of words as they debate the merits of adoption versus childbirth!

But that’s not all – we also have heated discussions about misogyny, progressive attitudes, and the humiliation of pregnancy. You’ll never be bored on our server, where drama is always just around the corner.

So join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama and debates? Join us today and get ready for the ride of your life!

Name: “NoNameChange4Daughter”

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Are you tired of feeling suffocated and vulnerable in your own Minecraft server? Join us for a server experience like no other! We promise not to overwhelm you with constant visitors like this poor mom had to endure.

Just like this mom stood her ground on her daughter’s name, you can stand your ground in our server and build your own virtual empire without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we won’t make you fill out any paperwork – just jump right in and start playing!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, have fun, and be in control, join us today! And remember, in our server, you can spell your name however you want – no judgment here!

LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BritBlockBanter

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

Welcome to The Rat Tavern: Where the mods are as wild as the rats!

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Welcome to The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

PvP is Allowed!
Lite RPG Encouraged
No Griefing!
Class Systems
More Realms
Mine colonies, Create, dungeons, and more!

IP	therattavern.g-portal.rocks
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/therattavern-modpak
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/therattavern

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed.
Are players encouraged to engage in lite roleplaying?	Yes, lite roleplaying is encouraged.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.1.
How can I find out more about the server?	Join The Rat Tavern’s Discord for more information.

Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

SMP: NeverSteamAgain

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Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3955
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8678	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Crops Grown:	2563	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	9895

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	428642	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Ores Mined:	1555
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Potions Brewed:	182
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Unprecedented When You Mess with the wrong Guy Minecraft Servers

Avalon Minecraft Server Overview

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Welcome to The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

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