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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6012 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 381 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
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