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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5251 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!