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Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ores Mined:	6301
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2236
Void Armor Forged:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Crops Grown:	6200
New Chunks Explored:	833084	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	873
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	5454
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!