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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9162 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3123 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?
