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Anon’s Failed Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

Imagine a world where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows. On this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made out of diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild ocelots to even notice?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today! Trust us, this was supposed to be you, Anon.

Crazy Crafty Celts Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got three in a row, baby! And guess what? Glasgow is green tonight, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Get the f*ck in here and let’s have a blast together! Who knows, you might even spot a leprechaun riding a unicorn while playing Minecraft. It’s that crazy on our server!

CraftyLoser

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Join us and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden potato that grants wishes! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain superpowers and be able to turn their enemies into fluffy bunnies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists while dodging fireball-shooting skeletons. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Off” competitions where players have to build a castle using only pink wool and obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

20k Marketcap Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old memecoins that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our marketcap started at a measly 20k, but thanks to our Apu whales, it has skyrocketed to a whopping 440k! That’s right, we have whales named Apu making memecoins for us – how cool is that?

Join our server and experience the thrill of trading memecoins while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure left behind by one of our mysterious whales. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on tg is popoeth and let the memecoin madness begin!

Robo’s Vanilla World: Where robots roam free and nobody needs a whitelist! Join now on Java and Bedrock! 1.20.4

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ores Mined:	9665	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Robo’s World Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Welcome Message	Welcome to Robo’s World! Join me in my Minecraft world for epic adventures.
Server Launch	4pm CST on 5/15/2024
Server Rules	No stealing or griefing, 100% survival mode

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long have you been playing Minecraft?	I have been playing for 12 years.
When does the server launch?	The server launches at 4pm CST on 5/15/2024.
Are my builds safe on the server?	Yes, the world will never be reset, so your builds are safe.
How can I join the server?	Apply on discord: https://discord.gg/pS8dKy85CY

Crafty Banter

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Farms Harvested:	158
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and epic boss battles that will leave you questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixel Pain Palace: Where Detailed Torture Scenes Come to Life!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	1268
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server offers the most epic and outrageous torture scenes that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

Join us for a wild ride as we take you on a journey through multiple episodes of intense torture where you’ll have to escape from crazy traps, battle evil mobs, and outsmart devious puzzles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join our server now for a twisted and thrilling adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

“The Stoned Golem — where even the blocks are high on life! 1.20.1 Semi-Vanilla fun with a community twist and VoicePlugin” (108 characters)

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	189
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Overview:

Server Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends
Custom Cosmetic Items	Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates	4 always available crates and seasonal crates
Claims	Used to protect against griefing
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	Receive 3 graves with a 24h timer on death
Waystones	Teleport to activated Waystones for faster travel

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ:

What to expect on The Stone Golem SMP?

The server runs in Hard Mode and everything is free except for monetary gain through donations. There are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events.

Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?

Yes, all features that add or take away from the Vanilla experience can be easily toggled off for those who prefer a fully Vanilla experience.

How old is The Stone Golem SMP?

The server is almost 3 years old and has never and will never reset.

How can I gain access to Crate keys?

You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.

Is PvP optional on the server?

Yes, there is a toggleable PvP option for players who enjoy PvP and those who do not.

What is the punishment for deaths on the server?

There are 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for each death, ensuring that there is a consequence without ruining the game experience.

Are there ways to fast travel on the server?

Yes, players can use Waystones to teleport to other activated Waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

Sleepless in Yurop: ‘/icy/ FRENS

#CentralYurop, #insomniastruggles, #latehours, #nightchats, #nightlybonding, #nightowls, #nighttimeactivities, #nighttimereflections, #sleepdisorders, #sleeplessadventures, #sleeplessnights, Community, Enjoy, frens, friendship, ICY, insomniacs, mentalhealth, nightlife, Sleepless, Support, Yurop

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Votes:	4338	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely out of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP arenas, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftyFart

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Potions Brewed:	46	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Cinnamon flavored Migu! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Cinnamon flavored Migu, there lies a magical diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. These llamas are said to possess the power to grant wishes to any player who can best them in a dance-off. Will you be the one to out-shuffle these mystical creatures and claim your prize?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night in the Nether realm. Get your glowsticks ready and prepare to boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Cinnamon flavored Migu. This mythical beast is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can catch a glimpse of its shimmering fur.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cinnamon flavored Migu today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world.