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SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Towns Built:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mines Excavated:	2133	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	766350
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1341
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1334
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Towns Built:	7

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	177	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	138
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Animals Bred:	56	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchantments Applied:	247
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	274	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5612
Mines Excavated:	2907	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Animals Bred:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!