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BrosCraft Minecraft Server

astonishment, befuddlement, bewilderment, bros, broscraft, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, incredulity, inquiry, Minecraft, perplexed brothers, perplexity, puzzlement, Questioning, Server, skepticism, Surprise, suspicion, uncertainty, what’s going on, Wonder

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot in! We’ve got more explosions than a creeper convention and more pranks than a herd of mischievous Endermen.

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite block, and participate in epic dance parties with the villagers.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco where the zombies drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So come on over and join the madness, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional TNT mishap). Let’s get this party started, bros!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in Minecraft fun!

60, at work, Be me, blackpill, confusion, couples, CraftyCreeperz, envy, Fun, gtbe, guys, Happy, height difference, holding hands, Kissing, ltbe, manlets, Minecraft, relationships, sees multiple couples, shorter than me, single, societal norms, swimming in pussy, what’s going on, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by happy couples in real life? Do you want to escape to a world where height doesn’t matter and you can be the king of your own castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave those manlets behind! Build your own empire, find love in the pixelated world, and show those couples who’s boss. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones in our epic Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, BROKEN, daydreamed, discipline, FANTASY, gooner, Lads, losing it, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nofap, NofapCraft, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, self-control, Server, Slave, Snap, succubus, temptation, Week 7

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2044	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	934	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	New Chunks Explored:	143042

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimension Hops:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	394892	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	7501	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	1788

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchantments Applied:	253
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchantments Applied:	57	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.