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The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Anthro, Bunny Byers, cat, Chains and Chances, Cold Blooded Dairy, Collared, cultural exchange, Debts, detective, DOMINANCE, Dungeon of Stories, Grand Marshal, Hmofa Masterbin, Home on the Range, Human, Human Dominance General, mindbreak, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Neon Dream, new neighbor, pokemon, Professor Harkness Greens, Projects, Pythagas, smp, Stories

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

CarthCraft

CarthCraft, Chest Shops, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, European, Geopolitical, History, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Special items, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

bathroom, Entertainment, Escape, funny, Hide, Hiding, humor, knockers, knocks on the tv screen, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, prank, Retreat, run away, Scared, Screen, Server, Surprise, television, Trick, unexpected, unexpected behavior

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	115
Dimension Hops:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

My Dawgs For Real Minecraft SMP

Animals, best friends, Buddies, buddies for life, canines, chums, companions, dawgs, Devoted, faithful, For real, Friends, genuine, Loyal, Minecraft, my dawgs, PALS, Pets, real, Reliable, Sincere, smp, true friends, trustworthy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Big Steve, decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And guess what? He won! Now, every Friday night, we have epic dance parties in the End dimension. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These chickens don’t mess around, let me tell you. They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion and look fabulous doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and let’s get this party started! My dawgs for real.

SunMC Network

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Events, gameplay, Gui, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, Performance, Rewards, Server, SunMC Network, Support

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	3945
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

SunMC Network Experience an unparalleled Lifesteal server with exciting features and smooth gameplay designed for every player!

– Features – Lifesteal Gameplay: Engage in thrilling battles where every life counts! – Enhanced GUI: Enjoy intuitive and visually appealing interfaces. – Smooth Performance: Optimized for lag-free gameplay. – Discord Support: Get instant support and join our community! – More Exciting Features: Events, rewards, and unique mechanics await you!

Join now and become part of the adventure!

sun-mc.us.to:30551

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, derogatory remarks, discrimination, discriminatory language, disrespectful comments, divisive language, harmful language, harmful speech, Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, hurtful language, inflammatory remarks, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, offensive remarks, prejudice, racial slurs, racism, Server, Transphobia

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	681
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks. But little did they know, the chest was actually a mimic and started chasing them around the map! It was a hilarious sight to see as they frantically tried to escape while being chased by a chest with legs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. Yes, you heard that right. Players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of feathers and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Sushi vs Dim Sum Minecraft SMP

Asia, China, clash, Competition, dim, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Game, Japan, match, Minecraft, national teams, Players, Qualification, Rivalry, showdown, smp, sports, sum, sushi, Teams, Tournament, World Cup qualifier

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Animals Bred:	108
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	6114
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to the creepers and zombies. And don’t even get me started on our annual hot dog eating contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted hot dog as a prize.

So what are you waiting for? Get in here and join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

RSD Minecraft Freebuild

12 years, 2022, Biomes, Channels.., Cross-Play, Economy, experienced, Freebuild, game mode, Map, Minecraft, Mini Games, November 2nd, Parkour, personal atmosphere, PvE, PvP, restart, rsd, Server, Survival, TEAM, ts3

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27

We are an experienced server team and had a server that ran for 12 years. 2010 – 2022. We have decided to restart on November 2nd, 2022 to include the new biomes in the map. With us you can play in a personal atmosphere, while a TS³ server with various channels is available to you. On the server you play like any other player in the survival game mode, this also includes the server team without exception.

rsdclan.de

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with Insane difficulty and Torment with Red Damage – it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! And don’t forget about the Total Assault against Goz in an Indoors setting with Insane difficulty and Torment with Red Damage – it’s a real nail-biter!

But that’s not all – we have special limited-time events like the Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade and the Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. Get ready to party like never before in Minecraft!

And if you join now, you’ll have the chance to meet Satsuki, Chiaki, Ako in a dress (limited edition!), Makoto, and Ibuki – they’re the coolest characters you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Plus, we have Momoi, Midori, Aris, Toki in a bunny outfit (limited edition!), and Yuzu – they’re the maid squad you never knew you needed in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for double the bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft party you won’t want to miss!

Believe This Minecraft SMP

13 million, 20 years, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, btc, crazy prediction, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Financial, Future, growth, Investment, long term, market, Minecraft, MONEY, prediction, skepticism, smp, speculation, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Villages Defended:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual Bitcoin billionaire! Our resident expert predicts that in 20 years, you’ll have 13 million virtual bitcoins in your virtual wallet. That’s right, 7% of all the virtual money in our virtual world will be in BTC! And don’t even get us started on the alts – they’re going to do a 144x from here! It may sound totally crazy, but in our virtual world, anything is possible. So come join us and start mining for those virtual bitcoins before they’re all gone!