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Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	423
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Items Found:	2030
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Unicorn Sightings:	0

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5643
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	94
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	188
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	398450	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!