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Robos Brews Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, Brews, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, drinks, Friends, Fun, Gathering, get together, hang out, long tail tags, Minecraft, night out, Party, ROBÔS, Server, socializing, tags, what you having, who else

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is also home to the legendary Robo Bar, where players can sip on potions made from the tears of creepers and dance the night away with skeletons. Who needs a boring old tavern when you can party with robots?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask Robo, he’s already three potions deep and having the time of his life!

MotherInLaw-Free Honeymoon Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, cordial, covid, Decision making, Deposits, ENTITLEMENT, family, Friends, honeymoon, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, MotherInLawFree, over-reach, Overseas, refundable options, relationship, Respect, Server, Strain, uninviting

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	779	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think your honeymoon is their family vacation? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted family members tagging along on your adventures.

We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled mother-in-laws who just can’t take a hint. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama. You can finally focus on building the perfect castle without someone constantly looking over your shoulder and criticizing your every move.

So if you’re ready to escape the chaos and reclaim your honeymoon as your own, join our Minecraft server today! Build your dream world and leave the in-laws behind – they can’t teleport to your virtual paradise. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive comments and awkward family dinners. Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new adventure together!

FridgeWarsMC

Boundaries, family dynamics, food addict, food addiction, food boundaries, food privacy, food security, food sharing, food theft, fridge lock, FridgeWarsMC, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, meal planning, meal prep, nutrition, obesity, parental influence, personal space, self-care, unhealthy habits

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	446207
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can protect your precious loot from food addicts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles over stolen snacks and half-eaten meals.

Imagine building your own fortress to keep your food safe from hungry raiders, like your mom who just can’t resist a taste of everything. Will you be able to defend your fridge from her relentless attacks? Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive!

But beware, the stakes are high in this server. Your mom might call you a selfish brat for not sharing, but hey, it’s every player for themselves in this food-filled frenzy. So grab your virtual sword and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the battle of the fridge!

TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks

blocks, Britain, Business, consequences, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, Entrepreneurs, Financial, Fiscal, Government, high net worth, Investment, Migration, policy, Relocation, Riches, Tax, tax evasion, TaxCraft, ultra rich, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	New Chunks Explored:	270934

come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience!

UnibrowCraft

#facial hair, beauty routines, beauty standards, eyebrow care, eyebrow growth, eyebrow maintenance, eyebrow shape, eyebrow shaping, eyebrow styling, eyebrow trends, facial appearance, facial symmetry, genetic trait, Grooming, more hair, natural look, one eyebrow, personal style, self-confidence, UnibrowCraft, unique feature

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

join dis minecraft server if u want to be part of da exclusive one eyebrow club. we got all da hair u need to make up for dat missing brow. plus, rumor has it dat if u join, u get super powers like being able to fly on a giant eyebrow hair and shoot lasers out of ur unibrow. come on, who wouldn’t want to be part of dat craziness?! sign up now and be part of da most epic unibrow crew in all of minecraft land.

🏖️ CraftHaven | Modified Survival – Custom Enchants & More!

Beach, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, Diamond Block Economy, Enchants, family friendly, Feedback, Friendly, game mode, IMPROVEMENTS, Modified, new, Nowhitelist, Player Shops, Players, Proxynetwork, Residence Claims, Server, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone!

We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode:Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

V For Vindictive Vanilla: No Resets, Just Tears (1.20.4 SMP)

1.20.4, authentic, banning cheaters, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, DOXING, Fair Gameplay, Finland server host, gameplay, Griefing, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Sethome, Small Community, smp, Tears, TNT bombers, Tpa, True vanilla, unaltered, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vindictive, world border

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we only allow vanilla gameplay with no mods.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and kill each other on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: There are no restrictions on building, but be aware that others may destroy your creations.

Q: How can I report a cheater?

A: You can report cheaters to the server admins through our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?

A: We have a limit on the number of players to ensure the server runs smoothly, but we welcome new players to join us.

FunCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, amusing, comedy, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Fun, fun times, funcraft, good times, Happy, hilarious, Laughter, laughter therapy, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, positive vibes, Server, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Towns Built:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4217
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so wild, even the creepers can’t resist doing the Macarena dance before exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Minecraft DJ Steve. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a non-stop adventure of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

BroBroBunkBedBlues Minecraft Server

BroBroBunkBedBlues, college graduate, communication breakdown, council funded home, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial struggles, generational differences, housing crisis, housing options, Job Search, lack of privacy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, moving out challenges, need for independence, overcrowded living situation, personal space, Server, shared bedroom, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Towns Built:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the overcrowded real world and have your own virtual space to call home!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own bedroom, without any annoying younger siblings to bother you. No more sharing a room with a child, now you can have all the privacy you desire to cry, rage, or build to your heart’s content.

Our server offers a unique opportunity to escape the suffocating real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No need to worry about rent or job hunting, just focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

And don’t worry about being called ungrateful or rude, on our server, you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, our virtual rent is much more affordable than in the real world, so you can live comfortably and stress-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the space and freedom you’ve been craving. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise without any limitations. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Mom’s Euro Adventure

1 Year Old Son, Adventure, aita, Cancer, center of attention, Chemo cycles, Divorced, Draining excitement., EURO, Europe, European Vacation, family, Family commitments, Family in Portugal, family trip, Feeding schedules, Fights, flexible schedule, Flight, Friends, grandmother, irritated, London, moms, Monitoring, Nightmare, opportunity, Out of state family, portugal, quality time, Remember trip, Sleeping schedules, Stage 4 Cancer, Taking Mom, Wife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of constantly monitoring your one-year-old on vacation? Want to focus on yourself and have a blast without worrying about nap schedules and feeding times? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest structures!

We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!