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AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3544	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Votes:	3370
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

AussieSMP, automated spectator livestreams, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Entities, g’day, Golden Shovel, Land, Land claiming, latency, Mate, Mechanics, redstone contraptions, Shopping Area, smp, Spawn, Teleport, Timezone, Vanilla, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Server Information:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
Apply Here	Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

Features:

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy travel
Land-claiming system
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Creative server for building
External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Competition, competition rules, Conflict, coping, coping mechanisms, Countries, emotional release, emotions, Frustration, Fun, historical grudges, historical seething, History, International, Minecraft, nationalism, past grievances, Resentment, Rivalry, seethe, SeetheCraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	287
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocks, body image, body positivity, Confidence, first impressions, influenced, inner beauty, Life, looks, matter, Media influence, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, PixelatedBeauty, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
New Chunks Explored:	540169	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5922	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, anger management, BabyMomma, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, complex feelings, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Jealousy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, new baby, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Resentment, self reflection, Server, single mother, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Items Found:	4563	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	1393	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Buildings Constructed:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.