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HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4939
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7162	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

Audience, comedian, comedians, comedy, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, Garbage, heh haha, humor, jokes, laughs, Laughter, live performance, lolz, normal reactions, normies, not particularly interesting, Performance, Server, Showbiz, stand up, stand up comedy show

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

anti-fascism, Austria, Democracy, Demokratie, Faschismus, fascism, FascistFree, freedom, Freiheit, FUNLAND, Für Frieden, History, Hitler’s birthplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mahnen, memorial site, memorial stone, Millionen Tote, Peace, Reign, Remembrance, resistance, SUPREME, world war II

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Potions Brewed:	105
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

city breaks, Craft, CREEPERS, crowded places, cultural attractions, Europe, European capitals, Exploring, hidden gems, historical sites, landmarks, local experiences, must-see places, Off the beaten path, overhyped spots, overrated attractions, popular destinations, SightSeeing, Spots, tourism, Tourist, tourist traps, touristy areas, trap, travel, vacation spots

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5991
Runes Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!