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The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

BTFO, developers, devs, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, HILL, Horror, horror games, Like.., Lovers, Minecraft, original, remake, SILENT, Silent Hill, silent hill 2, Silent Hill 2 remake, Silent Hill Remake, Silent Hill series, smp, survival horror, survival horror games, video game developers, video games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3690	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

Birthday Party, cheating accusation, custody, Divorce, ex’s name, ExCardNoExGFBdayParty, Involved, lack of effort, lying.., outside opinion, phone argument, plan ahead, present mom, refusing to sign, work trip

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8672
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

DigStraightDown

advice misconceptions, advice myths, advice pitfalls, advice that backfires, advice that disappoints, advice that doesn’t deliver, advice that doesn’t work, advice that fails, advice that falls flat, advice that falls short, advice that flops, advice that misses the mark, advice that underwhelms, advice to avoid, bad advice, common advice, DigStraightDown, ineffective advice, misguided advice, popular advice, unhelpful advice

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	897	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2815
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	New Chunks Explored:	176524

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3881	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8540
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!