What The Fuck MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

TARDY, time crunch, SPEECHLESS.., Minecraft, creeper

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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ToiletCraft Minecraft Server

Skibbidi, legal issues, what the fuck, User-generated content, online gaming

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total mindfuck in the best way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

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DustSettled Minecraft Server

thinking, disbelief, judgment, hindsight is 20/20, Analysis

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most WTF way possible!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic dance-offs with creepers, and participate in our weekly llama beauty pageants where the winner gets a diamond tiara!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on saddled chickens and try to knock each other off with giant carrots. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, come join us on our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You have been warned!

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”Pixel Portal Minecraft Server”

suddenly mecha, Magic Knight Rayearth, Minecraft, what the fuck, Portal

Are you ready to be transported to a world filled with magical girls, high fantasy adventures, and mecha battles? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where anything can happen! From battling evil monsters with your magical powers to piloting giant robots in epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world!

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BrazilWTF Minecraft Server

disbelief, foreign customs, what the fuck, cultural exchange, cultural shock

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, come join our server and experience a world like no other!

Picture this: You’re wandering through the lush jungles of Brazil when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious structure. You approach cautiously, only to find a group of llamas wearing sombreros and playing maracas. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. In sombreros. Playing maracas.

But that’s not all! As you continue exploring, you come across a hidden village where the villagers communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. Want to trade for some emeralds? Better brush up on your ballet skills!

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party hosted by the creepers. They may explode, but boy do they know how to boogie!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be asking “hey brazil, what the fuck?” for long!

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Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

strange occurrences, zombie, perplexity, Revenge, missing person

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!

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CuckCraft Gaytopia LOLZ

Threads, Gaytopia, Christ, Poland, tenfold

Are you tired of all the cuck and gay threads taking over your favorite Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is a cuck and gay-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t find a single thread about cuckolding or homosexuality here.

Join us and escape the madness of Poland’s day off from work, where the entire population seems to be obsessed with cuck and gay threads. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and survive without all the drama. So come on in, get a job in our virtual world, and leave the cuck and gay threads behind!

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DustBusters Minecraft Server

now.., Reflection, Questioning, MISTAKES, Decision making

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of absolute chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant, fire-breathing llama boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants you unlimited power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, WTF-inducing Minecraft experience of your life!

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Hack Attack: WTF is this server’s problem? LOL

annoyance, rant, Hack, anger, Frustration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west saloon on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flaming arrows while riding a pig through a maze of lava pits. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to explode!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Chuck Norris himself. Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to banish griefers to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be sure to watch out for that one player who insists on building giant statues of Steve’s head everywhere. Seriously, what the fuck is that hack’s problem?

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Blocky Shenanigans

shock, Profanity, disbelief, Surprise, Shenanigans

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

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