Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a total WTF zone!
Join us for a wild ride where the pigs are flying, the creepers are breakdancing, and the villagers are throwing epic raves in their huts.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken uprising. The clucks are taking over and it’s up to you to stop them before they lay siege to the entire server. But beware, these aren’t your average chickens – they’re armed to the beak with diamond swords and ready to peck your eyes out.
And that’s just the beginning. Our server is filled with wacky events like llama rodeos, creeper dance parties, and even a secret underground society of villager ninjas. Plus, our staff is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes and rainbows upon all who join.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, danger, and maybe a little bit of madness, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “Seriously though, what the fuck happened?” at least once a day.
Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!
Chilltown is a survival Minecraft server that expands the vanilla challenge and gameplay, while still keeping the vanilla feel.
We have little to no kids!
We have ways to ensure that our server is community-focused, by using dedicated feedback and suggestion channels, and letting the democracy vote for changes and implementation of new features.
Chilltown started in August 2019. Our goal is to provide players with a unique and relaxing place to play with their friends.
Key Features:
Custom beautiful World
Temperature
Seasons
Professions (Mining, Smithing & 7 more..)
Level based ranks (Earn xp through professions)
Custom Mobs & Weapons
Custom Tools & Enchants
Special Crafting stations
Waystones for teleportation
Chunk-based land claiming system (no golden shovel!)
A: We aim to have a mature player base, so there are typically little to no kids on our server.
Q: What makes Chilltown unique compared to other Minecraft servers?
A: Chilltown offers a variety of custom features such as a beautiful world, temperature mechanics, seasons, professions, level-based ranks, custom mobs and weapons, and more. We strive to provide a unique and relaxing gameplay experience.
Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Gunblade, where you’ll enter a world of third-person 3D gameplay like you’ve never seen before.
Our server is all about competitive gameplay with a focus on advanced movement and fighting game mechanics. But don’t worry, it’s designed to be easy to learn, yet impossible to master.
On Gunblade, all classes are known as “Gunblades,” each featuring a crazy hybrid weapon of both blade and gun. Imagine wielding a Pistol/Knife, Sniper/Spear, Shotgun/Axe, and even more insane combinations.
But here’s the kicker – the lore of our server takes place on an “Astral Plane.” Gunblades serve as vessels for “astrally projected” players to control, allowing them to compete in this class-based dreamscape.
And let’s not forget about Lucidity, our version of energy, heat, or “mana.” Your Lucidity will fluctuate based on gameplay events, so be prepared to strategize and use your abilities wisely.
With a low-poly art style and stylized 3D graphics, Gunblade will have a serious and abstract aesthetic similar to fighting games like “Melty Blood”, “BlazBlue”, or “Under Night In-Birth”.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Gunblade and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kino? More like Krazy!
Welcome to the most bodacious Minecraft server of 1992, where pixelated adventures await you around every corner! Join us for a totally tubular time as we journey through the blocky world of nostalgia and fun.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the virtual caves of our server, there lies a diamond so rare and precious that it can grant you three wishes. Yes, you heard that right – THREE wishes! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, a pet creeper, or even a flying pig to ride around on. The choice is yours, my friend.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you, armed with a wooden sword and a leather helmet, facing off against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens. It’s a battle for the ages, and only the bravest and most skilled players will emerge victorious.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most radical Minecraft server of 1992 and embark on an adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your parachute pants and neon fanny pack – it’s going to be a wild ride!
Explore a wide range of custom armors, tools, and vehicles, crafted specifically for Fantasia SMP. Unleash your creativity and conquer the world in style with our unique arsenal of equipment!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding!
Join us for a wild ride through our custom-built world, where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself, where you can dance the night away with all your blocky friends.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is so skilled at PvP that no one can stop him! He’s like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, except he’s building epic structures while taking out anyone who dares challenge him. Join our server if you want to witness the legend in action and maybe even try your luck against him (spoiler alert: you will lose). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where one player reigns supreme!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning simulations, and a calendar of events that will blow your mind.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and summoned the rarest hero in the game with just one click. Legend has it that this hero had the power to turn creepers into kittens and zombies into dancing unicorns. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most skilled players in the Minecraft universe. They have conquered every dungeon, defeated every boss, and built the most epic castles you’ve ever seen. Join us and become a legend yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of Fire Emblem Heroes like never before. Who knows, you might just summon a hero that will change the game forever. See you there!
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly your character is transformed into a flying pig with laser eyes. You’ll be soaring through the sky, shooting lasers at unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever you go. And that’s just the beginning!
Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret bases that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. But be careful, because the mobs are no joke here. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance parties, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows.
And if you ever find yourself in a financial rut, don’t worry! Just ask for new base gems and you’ll be back on your feet in no time. Our economy is so wild that you’ll never have to worry about going broke again.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and lead your fellow players to victory!
