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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2440 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
