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CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2074	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

playversion2.com

AlfaNetwork

2023, AlfaNetwork, Experience, fair, Founded, Fun, Gaming, mincraft, PvP, Safe, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	353
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

play.alfakurt.com

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, blocks, Community, CraftedSurvival, CREEPERS, Friendly, Friends, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Minecraft, misunderstood, Pets, Playtime, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	62
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?