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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2080 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 5015 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 247 |
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