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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 745 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 887 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Animals Bred: | 170 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!