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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5949 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2509 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
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